Housepets!

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:02 pm**

I am the resilient life which emerges from the ashes of a nuclear apocalypse.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:16 pm**

I am the glacier that covers the land freezing all who survive.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:06 pm**

I am the climate shift that melts the glaciers and causes humans to freak out.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 3:44 pm**

I am the [Hated historical political figure] which builds a dam in the Strait of Gibraltar draining the mediterranean and cooling down the planet.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 6:05 pm**

I am the massive ecological damage of a water-source that large disappearing, that ended your political career and besmirched your name forever in recorded history. (not that that reputation damage wouldn't have happened already by other means, but still...)

Posted: **Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:02 am**

I'm the historian that got his facts wrong making the politician a hero.

Posted: **Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:45 am**

I'm the political ideology that dismisses the historian's work as flawed.

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 4:51 am**

I am the political party opposite to that ideology that debunks those statements.

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:45 am**

I'm the lies told to the people who vote for the other party instead of yours.

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:56 pm**

I am the hacker who finds out the truth!

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:12 pm**

I am the infamous BSOD error screen!

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:05 pm**

I am the guy who replaces the RAM on that disgusting, dusty 10y/o walmart PC

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 9:14 pm**

I am the vendor who heavily overcharged for the DDR1 Ram you needed, cause it's not like you can get it anywhere else, that stuff is OLD.

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:02 pm**

I am some random guy who happens to have the exact RAM and gives it away for half price. (I also kidnap the competition)

Posted: **Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:09 pm**

I am the lightning strike that melts the whole computer the moment the RAM is added.

Posted: **Mon Apr 24, 2017 8:37 am**

I am the lightning rod that manages to attract the lightning before striking the computer.

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:24 am**

I am the shoddy wiring that makes the lightning rod set the house on fire instead of saving it.

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:53 pm**

I am the dounpour that minimizes the spread of the fire.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2017 12:18 pm**

I am the umbrella that protects the wearer from the wetness.

Posted: **Tue May 02, 2017 3:05 pm**

I am the wind that blows the umbrella inside-out.

Posted: **Sun May 14, 2017 6:27 pm**

I am the sail that catches the wind

Posted: **Sun May 14, 2017 6:42 pm**

I am the sun that slowly wears the sail out

Posted: **Sun May 14, 2017 6:54 pm**

I am the sailor who maintains them in spite of their wear.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:41 am**

I am the wave that swamps the boat.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:48 am**

i am the ice-age that freezes all the waves in place.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:13 am**

I am the [politician] who denies climate change and keeps burning coal

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2017 12:46 pm**

I am the revolution that overthrows the politician.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:48 pm**

i am the period of instability and anarchy that makes everyone regret the revolution.

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:28 am**

I am the new civilization that arises from the ashes of the old one

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:40 am**

I am the meteor that ends civilization.

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:53 am**

Mine is the Paleolithic tribe that begins the path back to civilization...

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:49 am**

I am the disease that kills them off

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:42 pm**

I am the doctor that finds a cure.

Posted: **Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:52 pm**

I am the pharmaceutical conglomerate plotting to make vast sums from the doctor's formula...

Posted: **Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:49 pm**

I'm the economy crash that because of too much money, it loses value and nobody buys your meds, bankrupting you and starting an epidemic outbreak.

Posted: **Sat Nov 25, 2017 5:15 pm**

I am the Neanderthal entrepreneur that restores the paleolithic economic practices of barter and blather.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:36 pm**

I am the thief who takes away the item you planned to barter.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:25 pm**

I am the enterprising opportunist who offers to partner with you in a property redistribution franchise.

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:33 pm**

I'm still a thief, and i play you like a fiddle, leaving with the money AND the deeds.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:43 pm**

I am the trombone which crushes the violin and reclaims the wealth.

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