Housepets!

I used to play this game on another forum I frequented back in the day: the Dictionary Game!

The rules are simple: the user above will give a word to define (whether it’s in English, Spanish, French, Swedish, Japanese, Swahili… or any language of your choosing) and the next user will have to post what they think it means or what they think it should mean. Example:

P1: Define ‘oxymoron’
P2: A super moron! Define ‘geranium’
P3: A disease that spread germs around. Define ‘kamikaze’
…
And so on and so forth. Words that are part of a fictional work are acceptable (eg: ‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’ from Mary Poppins). Also, they need to be actual words you can look up the definition to and not something gibberish like ‘dhfkjsngksnfujvbnkjdnkjsfs’. In the case of languages that don’t use the Roman alphabet (eg: the Japanese writing system) that's fine but please provide the romanization of the word. We are here to give meanings to words we assume we don’t understand— but we need to be able to read them in a script that everybody is familiar with.

Since this is a family-friendly forum, please keep your choice of words PG appropriate. Before posting a word to be defined you should at least know the real definition (or at least be certain of its rating). Also feel free to provide the actual definition but keep it covered in the spoiler BBCode.

Okay, I think I covered everything that needed to be said, so have fun! I’ll begin:

Define ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian’ (Of or pertaining to extremely long words.)

The act of bungee jumping from a height of 2 storeys of lower.

Define television.

Render wrote:That's easy. That are monstrous hippos that draw like Salvador Dali.
(Did I do it right or did you expect the real definition?)

Define bungalow.

(You're doing it right! The point is to come up with your own meaning; it can be as crazy and nonsensical as you want it to be! I already provided its definition in the spoiler next to the word [which is optional to do], so if you're really curious what it means just highlight it)

The all knowing eye of a higher being referred to as Teles!

Define bombilate

Act of escalating with the usage of bombs.

Define "longeron".

A pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck.

Define pretentious.

A tortoise that has not yet passed the age of ten.

Define onomatopoeia.

Slang word for ATM machines.

Define Attenuation.

It is a technique to loose weight. I actually had no idea, so I asked Bing for help..

Define: INTERNET

The inside of a net.
Define: Ziggurat

Someone who likes the zigzag pattern .

Define: Progenitor

something that lays hard-boiled eggs.

define: 'Arbor vitae'

The official name of the HP bar for the Pokemon Arbok.

Define zenzizenzizenzic

Another name for cherry jam, only used during the elevenses of the Greek bourgeois.

Define 'shakyou' (Japanese for hand-copied sutras or the act of writing down sutras)

What you say when somebody helps you with your braces.

Aglet

Acronym for "Volountary ASsistance at Improving and Supporting Transylvanian Autoroad System".

Define "Canard"

Saturn381's next door neighbour.

Define rotation

Rotation is the act of sticking a stick into a Potato for roasting on a campfire.

Define 'scrabble'.

People crawling around on the floor.
Define:Pepperoni

A Japanese demon's weapon of choice.

Define pun

A 4-year-old's attempt of spelling 'fun'.

Define 'narcissist'.

The assistant of a narcotic officer.

Define interfenestration

A cylindrical barrel composed of entirely compact seeds glued together

define refine

Process of creating an intricate lie for replacing an older one, just to get someone say "Fine!" to the most silly plans one can come up with.

Define "Nacelle"

A telephone for Xenon (Xe) atoms.

Define: Brother

A pirate's nuisance.

Define define.

Lines of comedy that involve the stomach and passing gas.

Define mytacism

Prejudice against improbabilities.

Define prejudice.

Prejudice is a type of 9-faced dice used to play tabletop RPGs, manually hand-crafted in the small town of Preju, hence is sought after by collectors and players alike.

Define ersatz.

a synonym for apple

Define Opera

Either lots of singing or someone misspelling Oprah Winfrey's name.

Define: Ketchup

what you do if you fell back on your work

define pie

A kind of flavor that randomly causes baked dishes to fly out and play electric guitars.

Define Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukakapiki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­kitanatahu
(The Māori name for a hill, 305 metres (1,001 ft) high, close to Porangahau, south of Waipukurau in southern Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.)