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Not as good as orange juice.

Why is there never anything good on tv?

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Because you forgot to plug it in.

how do i submit a post?

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Click the submit button.

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because you keep responding with intelligent answers, which is against the rules in this game. you're supposed to respond with a derailment of the question (ie: blaming the quality of daytime programming on lack of power to the tv) or something equally stupid to the question (ie: equating caterpillars to cats on pillars). so we sent you to the time out corner.

Why is the moon not on fire?

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Because of pudding.

Has anyone seen a parking attendant?

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Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:34 pm
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No, parking lots aren't sentient, so they can't be attendant, either.

What is?

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Yes.

Why bacon? WHYYYYYY?!

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Because broccoli....

If butterflies, what does milk do?


Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:18 am
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It stretches out the agony.

Are you me, or am I you?

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The Battle of Saratoga.

Do we know what we know?

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Only if we do what we know.

How does the time fly?

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It gets hit over the short wall at Fenway.

Et tu, Brute?

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*Suddenly turns from looking at a wall of TVs to looking at you with an intense expression* OF COURSE!

Do you know the muffin man?

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The one who lives on Drury Lane? Nope.

How many liters are in a meter?

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"5 cups of sugar, 30 cups of flour, 10 cups of milk, and 24 eggs" liters are in a meter.

What is the meaning of pants?

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It's the plural of pant.

What's the best tasting book you've had?


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Whatever one I can eat.

Are the Cubs a good baseball team?

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Depends on the ages of the bears.

What is pickle divided by gravity?

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Dill.

Why do humans have hair in all the wrong places?

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Evil barbers.

How smart is my phone?

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Let me take some notes on my Note 5. Oh, wait, it burnt up.

Have you ever been down the waterspout, to the very bottom of the water system?

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Ask the spider.

Where is the Dog Star?

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Working in a pizzeria in Mobile, Alabama.

Should we add more sugar to the recipe?

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Hmmm... i'd say twelve.

Why is the pepperoni trying to climb out the window?

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I’m going to go with The Beatles.

Does anyone here know how to play croquet?

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It's the game where you whack a tiger with a black hole.

Why are black holes so bright?

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Because they're really dense.

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

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More or less pi squared times 12
What is air

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It's what you put in your Jordans.

Is there a good restaurant near Chernobyl?

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Yes! The Elephant's Foot is to die for.

Who are the shadow people in my room at night?

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Smart coins, wise pennies and the like.

Why not?

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Potatoes.

Why does orange plus apple equal banana?

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It has something to do with the amino acids.

How do I break out of jail?

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Roll doubles.

Do you know what the XR-2300 is?

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Yeah, it's some kind of microwave

Why do I have to stop at stop signs?

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Because go.

What will be?

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It will be $39.50.

Can I put the Big Dipper in the dishwasher?

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Depends on if your homeowner’s insurance is paid up.

Has anyone seen a parking attendant on the premises?

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I wouldn't know, I haven't been there.

Who has my credit card?

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Bob Ovalhead

Would anyone like to buy a set of encyclopedias?

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