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Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:45 am
by TheSilverFox51
Hey, I didn't break the temple, it was Keene's fault! While you're thinking about it, I'll just hold onto the win for you.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:11 pm
by aBritishfox
Too late, authorities are on their way, in the mean time; they'll need your win for evidence, I'll grab it and take it in for you!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:56 pm
by NHWestoN
As the authority, I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate that win from you. Thanks awfully.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 12:16 am
by TheSilverFox51
I'm in the clear, but I'll be moving to Mexico just in case and I'll be taking my win with me. *sounds of struggles* Thank you very much.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 9:00 am
by Buster
You will find that both of your wins are merely the latest in a long string of counterfeits. Worry not though, I have secured the genuine article in my secret base.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 7:49 am
by tsMKG
Mmmmmmh... *stares at WIN while in Buster's mansion*

*as he dissapears, the WIN does it too*

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:59 pm
by NHWestoN
Quickly discerning your presence through infrared spray, I successfully snatch the WIN while you're blinking back the nausea (gotta do something about that sulfuric aroma or the EPA's gonna burn my toast).

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:43 pm
by Buster
Unfortunately, they found you. And while you're dealing with the resulting litigation i slip away with the win.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 9:54 pm
by Vanice
I haven't posted in a while. No one cares about that but they gave me the win anyway

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:39 am
by tsMKG
Yeah yeah :roll: Behind the face I know you're not really sad and you're just being greedy for the WIN so I take it from you.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:59 am
by Welsh Halfwit
...telekinetically tosses tsMKG a certain gold coin and takes the win when his hands get smaller...

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 11:27 pm
by Zesortinge
I win because of the lack of logic in this sentence.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:29 pm
by NHWestoN
I win be wise both this sentence and the idea it contains is highly illogical.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:18 pm
by Welsh Halfwit
I win for proceeding whilst NHWestoN's waiting for the logic bus.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:56 am
by Zesortinge
I win because I am not Welsh.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:32 am
by Buster
I confiscate your win for making a statement that could be perceived as racist towards welsh culture.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:46 am
by Welsh Halfwit
I pinch the win whilst you deal with TUAY. But then I split it with you coz we're friends.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:54 am
by NHWestoN
Not wanting two such good friends to come to blows over dividing the spoils, I gallantly intervene to nip the win for my selfless noble self.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 7:19 am
by Zesortinge
I slap you so I can steal the win.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 10:15 am
by NHWestoN
Ow! Wrong thread ... and while you squabble with the Mods, I surreptitiously pinch the prize and win...

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 1:48 pm
by TheSilverFox51
Mods aren't that easily confused! That's why you have to be a ninja like me... *knocks over lamp* *trips on a chair* *sprains toe on the edge of a bookshelf* So... Yeah, I'll be taking the win

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:19 am
by Zesortinge
I currently have the win because I currently have the most recent post.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:21 am
by Welsh Halfwit
And now you don't.

You are, however, stamped for Timbuktoo and I have put the correct postage on. I wave as the Postie picks you up and takes you to the sorting office.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:25 am
by Zesortinge
I steal back the win because you replied too quickly.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:26 am
by Welsh Halfwit
I hide the win, make sure you're on the mail plane, and retrieve it in safety.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:43 am
by TheSilverFox51
I'll just take the win, because why not

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:16 pm
by NHWestoN
Because I've got it !! Ahahahahah (or words to that effect) !!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 9:18 pm
by Zesortinge
I take the win while you proclaim success without you knowing yours is a replica.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:09 am
by TheSilverFox51
"TheSilverFox51 used fury swipes"
"Attack x 4"
"It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!"
"TheSilverFox51 takes the win"

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:07 am
by Zesortinge
(Normal type moves aren't super effective.) I steal the win will you get attacked by the Greninja you accidently hit.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:51 am
by NHWestoN
Using standard font according to basic typographical rules allows me to snatch the win.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:25 am
by Welsh Halfwit
I nip in from the sidelines and whip the win away from you.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 12:54 pm
by Render
I superglue your paws to the ground and run off with the win.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:37 pm
by TheSilverFox51
While the others are waiting for an ambulance to arrive, I'll just steal the win using what little skills I have.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:26 pm
by NHWestoN
Oh, no! You got run over by the ambulance! I'll just help out those dedicated paramedics by getting the win out of the way...and keeping it....

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:07 pm
by TheSilverFox51
Good for me, I'm out of the hospital now! I can take the win back, so thank you very much for keeping it safe!

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:53 am
by Zesortinge
I win because the win you had vanished into thin air.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:44 pm
by NHWestoN
...but I reverse your elementary conjurors trick using a rejected Penn and Teller gambit which accidentally fell into my possession leaving you with a despondent, middle aged rabbit while I capture the win.

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 10:35 pm
by TheSilverFox51
... ... ... Magic is confusing, I’ll just turn you into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put you in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! …Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this. You're poisoned now, so I guess you give the win to me as a last wish

Re: Last poster wins.

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 4:01 pm
by Buster
Nope. I rescue LamaWest and we go on an entertaining if slightly convoluted adventure. I'd call that a win.