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2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 8:38 pm
by Dissension
[ Heraldic Majesty ]

Title Text: glistening hunk of what?

Pfft, Bailey, put on your glasses; you're embarrassing yourself with that inability to tell when a man is of god-like build.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:02 am
by IceKitsune
Thats pretty close to the reaction I would have :lol:

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:04 am
by Gbr23
Pete, stop trying to make "glistening Hunk" happen, its not going to happen

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:05 am
by Darastrixen
Well, at least we now know that Baily's actually getting dragged into this, so we can put the speculation to rest (and by rest, I mean: "to work on other things"). Of course, there's always the "it was just a dream" sequence, but I don't really feel we're going that way.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:10 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
Ya know, screaming uncontrollably may be the best form of action here. At least in comparison to the option of listening to him...

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:11 am
by MECHAN1CAL AN1MAL
Now poop hits the fan... •3•

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:15 am
by Stuff.
Pete is just the most perfect character.

There is already a lot of tension here and we haven't even gotten far at all.

Again I must reiterate that waiting for updates with this one is probably going to hurt.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:16 am
by D-Rock
Yeah, no point in hiding the game. But will the full truth come out is the question. It seems that everyone has something to lose at the moment; King's relationship, Bailey's trust, and Pete's dignity (dude, don't try to make yourself sound better, you come off a little as a nerd).

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:31 am
by GameCobra
Well, to be fair: A little bathing and brushing your beak probably would go ways there, Pete. =P

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:32 am
by SuperStar
Wow. Kay. THis isn't going good. This may be the worst arc ever in Housepets!.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:33 am
by Hedronal
I don't really know what to expect here, though I am sad to see the cosmic nerds go, if they are as has been said. Given some vocal people's displeasure about the theme, I had hoped that the most dramatic parts could be resolved with the ideas kept, even if more minor or sidelined. Either way I doubt the comic will disimprove, I'd just miss them some.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:47 am
by Frank
No one ever listens to the gryphon

or to people that refer to themselves as "big blue glistening hunks", for that matter ;)

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:48 am
by Obbl
SuperStar wrote:Wow. Kay. THis isn't going good. This may be the worst arc ever in Housepets!.
It could also end up being the best arc ever! :D
We'll just have to wait and see ;)

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:49 am
by TheOne
Since I'm up...

Alas, my love has seen the bird
He claims he's flashing... how absurd.
Since she has asked I'll meekly tell
about this creature's intended hell.
But there's a flaw in this nerd's plan.
See, I'm a dog...with the brain of man.
This poisoned mind in front of us
is such a broken, silly cuss.
For he couldn't understand
that true love's bond is Dragon's plan.
Since you love me and I love you
I'm switching sides
GET DOWN HERE YOU TWO!

*POOF!*
*Dragon and Kitsune appear*

Kitsune: What's this nonsense all about? Don't tell me you're going to pout.

King: Bailey, dearest, truth be told
I must tell...and be so bold...
I wasn't always in this form
But strange things 'round here seem the norm.
These three you see behind me standing
Are cosmic interlopers, and quite demanding.
The bird-brained one here changed me so,
from Man to Dog, to deal a blow
to the Dragon here, whom he has challenged
To a cosmic board game for the world to manage.
He sought to make me discontented,
but through him to you was I presented.
I doubt he could have predicted our love
But now a choice I must make, or else I'll be judged.

Because you see my time is short.
That watch you rescued is more than for sport.
The name that's inscribed on the back that I showed you
Is my birth name, even though
I abandoned it for you.

So now, my dear love
I have made partly plain
The things that are done
That I can explain.

So Bailey, my dear one
will you still accept me?
And keep me so close
Even though scarred I may be?

Bailey: What's with all the rhyming?
And the really weird timing?
Oh great, now I'm doing it!
But for you I'm still pining.

I realize you're broken
you're just cute that way.
As for your past I don't care.
I still love you anyway.

...and that's all my brain can do right now. I was going to put in a verse about Sasha figuring it out, but right now I can't seem to do it without sounding too insulting.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:15 am
by Welsh Halfwit
Nice one, TheOne. It may well be where the plot goes. If rick has decided and isn't one who changes the plot if someone guesses(!)

Waking up, not safe in her bed,
Bailey looked at Pete and said
“King, honey, I know this ain't in my head,
The stuffed Turkey fills me with dread.”
She peered, trying to work him out
without having to raise her voice and shout
“King, honey, I know you have a secret
you should tell me if I won't regret.”
She hauled the sheets to cover her modesty
and looks on Pete as the great monstrosity
“King, honey, do what the psychosis said
and join me in shivering, here in our bed.”
“Don't hate the messenger,” says Pete,
“your world is ruined if I admit defeat.
It all now relies on your reluctant King
and whether or not he loves that ring...”

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:22 am
by Ryusuta
I'm torn. I want Bailey to know, but I don't want Pete to have the pleasure. Ugh.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:39 am
by FelizPanthera
Things are getting interesting. I wonder how Bailey will react once the truth comes out?

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 2:02 am
by valerio
"Bailey...I was Joel's dog. And I helped him kidnapping Fox."

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 2:12 am
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
That doesn't work out so well when Pete can tell her he's lying.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 2:18 am
by Kyuunado
And then he could use Pete's own argument that "he's canine now" :P

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 3:29 am
by Gbr23
Im not saying watching Bailey screaming uncontrollably would be funny ... Neither I'm saying the contrary

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 3:39 am
by Perpetualflight
There is no spoon... I mean ceiling. I feel like a small child between thanksgiving and christmas. I WANT IT TO BE MONDAY NOW!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! :)

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 3:59 am
by GeckoZY
This is getting rather exciting, can't wait for the next one. XD

Pete always knows what to say or... emphasize in this cases.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 4:06 am
by John-056
This, is likely going to end in tears......

Did I mention that I don't really take any of the Cosmic Nerds' sides? I mean, what would happen at the end of the game? What happens to the loser's avatar if his/her job is done? Would the loser's avatar die?

Although I'm a bit late for this, does anyone have a dislike for some of the Milton Ferrets? I mean, they basically just throw stuff around and SOMEHOW they stick for them, and in a good way for them!

Meanwhile, Everybody else gets the stick

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 4:38 am
by Render
I'm terrible curious how this will continue. Why isn't it Monday already?
Frank wrote:No one ever listens to the gryphon

or to people that refer to themselves as "big blue glistening hunks", for that matter ;)
I hope he's not turning into a blue Edward... Image
TheOne wrote:And the really weird timing?
XD - But really nice! :D

Also Welshi, nice one! :D

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 5:32 am
by WhoElseButQuagmire
And then Pete turns Bailey into a human, just 'cause he can....

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 6:12 am
by Acritic2
Darn it Rick! Really? You cliff hangering till monday? What kind of humorous joke is that?
Frank wrote:No one ever listens to the gryphon

or to people that refer to themselves as "big blue glistening hunks", for that matter ;)
Render wrote:I hope he's not turning into a blue Edward... Image

Amen

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 7:55 am
by Huskyfox
The truth..she is coming! *du-na* *du-na* *du-na* :o

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:35 am
by Perfesser_Bear
Well, I guess it was time for someone besides Tarot to know Joel/King's terrible secret. He tried to tell Fox, who just walked away.

My brother had a dog who was a glistening hunk. He sure got attention wherever he went (and loved every minute of it).
WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:And then Pete turns Bailey into a human, just 'cause he can....
Now you're just scaring me. A human Bailey would be both amazing and terrifying.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:35 am
by Noir The Sable
*Returns after catching up on several month's worth of strips*

Welp. You really should've seen this coming, King.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:44 am
by WhoElseButQuagmire
Perfesser_Bear wrote:Well, I guess it was time for someone besides Tarot to know Joel/King's terrible secret. He tried to tell Fox, who just walked away.
Sabrina knows as well. Too bad Pete didn't pick Joey and/ or his creepy friends, they'd eat this stuff up.


King: I don't want her to know!
Pete: Fine! (Waves his wing and Bailey disappears, along with King's wedding band.) She no longer exists.
King: Ack! That's not what I meant! Bring her back now!
Pete: Oh, you humans, can't you ever make up your puny little minds?

Dear Barley...

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:51 am
by Ninkurou
King: - Baley, I'm a human turned into a dog against my will by this demon in front of you, I used to hate dogs due to some tragic past, so much that I made myself a living by kidnaping then for Peta. I even kidnaped Fox! Tried to take him away forever from this street. That demon in front of you knew of my dark heart so he wanted to turn me into his dark knight to lead his evil rpg army. Which by the way has now the rich ferret Keene, followers of a religion from which Zach is the High Priest and some dark monsters as members. As a dog I was tortured by this demon, and I also almost lost my soul which is this clock who was stolen from heaven. So if something destroy it I will cease to exist. There is also the fact that there is a japanese dragon deity living in this same street. Who loves penaut. And they togheter alreand traveled to another dimensions. Including one where dogs walk on four paws. Do you belive in me?

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 10:25 am
by Jamonius
All this speculation about King revealing the truth to Bailey caused this little sequence to pop into my head.

Bailey: Wait, you were human once and Pete turned you into a dog? How is that even possible?
Pete: You really want to know?
Bailey: Yes, I want to know!
King: NOOOO!
*POOF*
Humanized Bailey: WHAT THE HACK?!

I really wouldn't put it past Pete to do something just like that either.

Xane

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 10:27 am
by Ninkurou
Maybe the win condition is to destroy the enemy temple.

There are five itens in the Game, the Players, the Avatars, the Monsters, the Temples and the Followers.

The players cast spells based on Mana. But they can't act too much.
The avatars cast spells based on Mana.
The monsters are summoned by the players based on Mana.
Followers grant Mana.
And the temples are the Main Bases.

Their first act in the game was to summon their temples. So it's the main objective.

(Also, I think that fits well, Pete choosing Lex Keene Luthor as his Avatar. He could now hire Bino too for his side)

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:09 pm
by Perfesser_Bear
WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:
Perfesser_Bear wrote:Well, I guess it was time for someone besides Tarot to know Joel/King's terrible secret. He tried to tell Fox, who just walked away.
Sabrina knows as well.
You're right -- thanks; I had forgotten that.
Jamonius wrote:All this speculation about King revealing the truth to Bailey caused this little sequence to pop into my head.

Bailey: Wait, you were human once and Pete turned you into a dog? How is that even possible?
Pete: You really want to know?
Bailey: Yes, I want to know!
King: NOOOO!
*POOF*
Humanized Bailey: WHAT THE H***?!
Okay, amending what I said earlier, A naked, upset, human Bailey would be both amazing and terrifying.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:31 pm
by TheWolfKin
I love that, for once, my speculations are alongside the lines of what everyone else is thinking.

Bailey's GOING to find out, I think. How that happens is debatable. How she'll react is also up for debate.

Ugh. My heart hurts too much to handle all of Pete's evil.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 12:46 pm
by Silly Zealot
"Glistening hunk smash! And look glamorous!"

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:10 pm
by TheOne
WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:
Perfesser_Bear wrote:Well, I guess it was time for someone besides Tarot to know Joel/King's terrible secret. He tried to tell Fox, who just walked away.
Sabrina knows as well. Too bad Pete didn't pick Joey and/ or his creepy friends, they'd eat this stuff up.


King: I don't want her to know!
Pete: Fine! (Waves his wing and Bailey disappears, along with King's wedding band.) She no longer exists.
King: Ack! That's not what I meant! Bring her back now!
Pete: Oh, you humans, can't you ever make up your puny little minds?
I can completely see John de Lancie (think Q) doing Pete's voice for "Housepets!: The Animated Series".

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:20 pm
by Saturn381
Looks like King has got a lot of explaining to do.

Re: 2014/05/02 - Heraldic Majesty

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 1:33 pm
by deepskycyan
Dang it, King, when you're told you're in a dream, going back to sleep is the last thing you do!