Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:11 am**

[ Watch Out For That Step ]

Title Text: I'm sure cory will be by any second now

Nope. I got nothing. Zach, how do you you?

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:14 am**

That moment when you go for an evening stroll, then BAM
Cliff.

This why I never leave the house.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:14 am**

The Moon is puzzled by this new creature;
the one shouting when he should be quiet
and crunching blindly toward a fissure...
if not careful, he'll end up on someone's diet.
White walls stretch underfoot to the horizon
as Zach wanders home, off the wild range.
It's land he fails to keep his bright eyes on...
When was there a cliff here? Strange.
He moved quick to get that scarf off his neck
and loop it around that lucky limb while falling;
he looked down and thought 'flipping 'eck!'
and decided that lassoing was now his calling....

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:15 am**

...it's a doozy!

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:16 am**

Thank goodness for instantaneously unraveling scarves

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:17 am**

"-C´mon everybody, we´ve to assemble a searching party for Zach, he´s lost in the woods

-Again ?

-...yup"

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:19 am**

Yup, that's me every January. "What am I doing out here and why?"

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:21 am**

Is it me, or is that not a deep ravine? And I do agree with Zach...though I tend to rarely go outside if at all (mainly because I feel uncomfortable around groups of people).

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:21 am**

So...now does Zach lose his scarf, his last proof he is a domesticated and not a feral.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:27 am**

Zach just got in more problems >< our poor little bunny...

So, hours had passed; what could had been Cory "the pet" doing all this time?

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:31 am**

I feel ya Zach, I keep telling everyone that I'm trying to avoid skin cancer but no one believes me and they always force me to expose my skin to the Sun's deadly radiation! I'm gonna die young, I know it!

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:35 am**

You know, Zach has a rather valid point.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:37 am**

D-Rock wrote:You know, Zach has a rather valid point.

He usually does being the One Sane Man. I usually hear Bob Newhart's voice as I read his dialog...with less stammering, of course.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:40 am**

Zach your a holy monarch in the forest so your semi-safe.
Unless of course they have realised that the era of peace was a lie and hate him for it.
Outside is dangerous and either too hot or cold or noisy, inside is amazing.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:53 am**

Winter = indoor = good

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:20 am**

I'm pretty sure that's not the way you came, Zach.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:52 am**

I just like how Zach comments on the progress of the comic.

Zach wrote:Ugh, it got dark awful fast...

Zach wrote:the woods are different after it snows

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:06 am**

Exactly what I feel.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 8:30 am**

Ah! The arc is called Rabbit's Foot because Zach is about to fall, break his foot and finally see the caring nature of the pets and ferals around him in a different light!~

... Am I right?

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:52 am**

Can't it be the fear of walking off cliffs AND laziness?

Also,

Zach wrote:Did you get the thing back?

Just who does he think he is? Peanut?

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:54 am**

I assume it's called "Rabbit's Foot" because a rabbit's foot isn't lucky for the rabbit.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:08 am**

That fall must've been painful for his neck the first time. =\

Night time already? I'm surprised there isn't a search party out there. Of course, Keene won't feel bad about it... maybe. X3

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:15 am**

Oh yeah, wasn't there a search party for Zach the first time he went 'missing'? Maybe his owner got used to his tendency to wander about

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 11:05 am**

I used to go outside all the time, then I started to walk off cliffs, and I broke every bone in my body. This is why I don't go outside.

I know this happens to people all the time, they walk off cliffs while walking around.

I bet the scarf rips. That is the most likely thing. That, or Jessica or some follower of the Opener comes along and finds him.

Or both...

Wait... How did the scarf get off his neck that quick? Uh... MAGIC!

If he loses that, it is the last thing to distinguish him as domestic. Though, even with it that would be hard, as his followers also like to take things.

I love the comments on the comic progression, though...

Zach wrote:It got dark awful fast...

Well, in comic progression, yes. In real time, no. It took 2 days to get dark.

I have a different problem Zach. My friends don't think I am lazy for not going outside, they think I am dumb for wanting to go outside.

Zach's yawn keeps making me yawn. I am yawning while writing this.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 2:50 pm**

Let's just hope someone finds him before he gets hypothermia.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:19 pm**

Come on Zach the woods are a fine place to hang around

Why do I imagine that Jess of all teh critters will find him?

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:28 pm**

"...of ALL the times I needed someone to help me and everyone is sleeping! Bah! Bof!"

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:35 pm**

Is it true? Is my theory Zach going to end up being injured and nursed back to health by Jessica going to be realized? Is Jessica going to realize that she's been wrong about Zach this whole time?

Maybe, but I'm not going to bank on it.
(Not until I see the money, anyway.)

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:48 pm**

Poor naive Zach.

Totally lost in the woods, at night, with difficulties and wanted to go back his track: say goodbye to Keene's compensation.

Cory won't be back, it's sure, haven't you still got to have been scammed, Zach?

Good for you that the cliff doesn't look really deep, but really, watch your step and stop when you have to yawn... Good point with that observation, but it's not really your fault, you're a domesticated bunny, after all.

How did the scarf got blocked around the trunk in that way? The rabbit's foot has been really lucky for a rabbit, for this time.

Yeah, now Jessica may come to, hopefully, rescue him.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:05 pm**

Good thing Zach's scarf didn't watch out for that tree.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:09 pm**

Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:15 pm**

Sleet wrote:Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.

I thought Diss was the evil one.

You're not competing for the reputation, are you?

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:19 pm**

Is that a creek beneath him? It's a little cold for a swim

But I'm impressed how he's managing it to stay calm. We're talking about Zach here, after all

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:22 pm**

Prof wrote:Is that a creek beneath him? It's a little cold for a swim

Swimming is always fun

In the middle of Winter.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:20 pm**

Douglas Collier wrote:Is it true? Is my theory Zach going to end up being injured and nursed back to health by Jessica going to be realized? Is Jessica going to realize that she's been wrong about Zach this whole time?

Maybe, but I'm not going to bank on it.
(Not until I see the money, anyway.)

I hope that is what happens.

I will support that with you.

Sleet wrote:Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.

OH COME ON! I just put this banner in my signature, and now you are going to make me take it off because there will be no more Zach. Great. Why did I even start to like Zach if a week later he dies. YOU KNOW ALL THE PAPER WORK I HAVE TO DO IF HE DIES! Well, none actually, it is all on the computer. BUT IT IS STILL HARD WORK!

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:29 pm**

Douglas Collier wrote:
Sleet wrote:Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.
I thought Diss was the evil one. :shock: You're not competing for the reputation, are you? :P

At least she didn't tell you which K-9 officer dies in the rescue attempt.

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:32 pm**

Spoiler: ALL OF THEM

Posted: **Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:50 pm**

And a basket of living fish will play a vital role in their demise, also a pencil sharpener and a blue stone

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:11 am**

Sleet wrote:Insider knowledge: Zach actually dies here. Sorry, Zach fans.

No prob, actually.
Cardio will resurrect him in 3 minutes. And then he will leave and return in the future at the head of an Animal Control legion.
On horseback of Made of Win.

Posted: **Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:13 am**

Please point me in the direction of whatever Kool-Aide you guys are drinking to come up with this.

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