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2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:13 am
by Obbl
[ Easy As One Two Four ]

Title Text: I'm not implying we're ''better'' than you, but we ARE all totally ripped and battle-scarred, so there is an objective barrier you come up against

Now, Bino, listen to your elders and betters :P

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:16 am
by IceKitsune
I'm just wondering when Bino will realize he is way out of his depth.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:19 am
by Amazee Dayzee
I'm sure that Bino is gonna be put thought a nightmare from Jack due to Bino's smugness and Jack's attitude. I can't wait!

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:22 am
by Welsh Halfwit
IceKitsune wrote:I'm just wondering when Bino will realize he is way out of his depth.
When he's in traction again.

We have nothing against Dogs, per se,
you are the tame versions of us.
You lounge and object to the Hawk
whilst yet still expecting 'the talk';
telling lies of being boring – oh, yes,
we've heard the tales my boy,you see?
I pay attention to all the scams
and recall the tale of the Ferret hall
I trust you as far as I can throw Max
so know that you can never relax.
I'm ready to watch you as you fall
I'm watching you like one of the Lambs

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:24 am
by ArcFlight
Title Text wrote:I'm not implying we're ''better'' than you, but we ARE all totally ripped and battle-scarred, so there is an objective barrier you come up against
Though it was a one way battle, surely having your face inverted leaves some scars.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:29 am
by Amazee Dayzee
Jeff must have some good pet insurance.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:36 am
by Gbr23
Now now, that 4th test got me intrigued

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:14 am
by IdleCurator
But test 4 was the cool one. Binocs doomed.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:52 am
by RockstarRaccoon
New title: ''The Arc where Bino gets arrested for doing the 4th thing, which apparently involves 'provoking the humans'.''

Also waiting to find out if it's something hard that the pups do every year and fail (which is why they aren't adults), or if it's something easy that Bino fails for non-wolf / pet-dog reasons.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:42 am
by Argent

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:35 am
by Sleet
Xane wrote:"Eat a baby?"

"We're not dingos! Also that's totally offensive."
My dingo friend would take offense to that!

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 6:02 am
by IdleCurator
It would be hilarious if Rick trolled us all and switched which arm Jack is missing from his right to his left and nobody noticed.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:19 am
by TheOne
Number9Dysonsphere wrote:It would be hilarious if Rick trolled us all and switched which arm Jack is missing from his right to his left and nobody noticed.
Oh, I'm sure someone would notice.

Panel 5:

Jack: (grinning evily) Actually, test number 4 is "steal a human's pet and bring it back to the den."

Bino: *gulp*

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 8:09 am
by gamepopper
I'm actually considering the idea that Bino may actually pass the rites...but it may be for nothing. O.o

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:06 am
by Render
gamepopper wrote:I'm actually considering the idea that Bino may actually pass the rites...but it may be for nothing. O.o
Maybe he'll be excluded from the Good Ol' Dogs Club for being a wolf. :lol:
Xane wrote:"Eat a baby?"

"We're not dingos! Also that's totally offensive."
Always these evil stereotypes! *growls*

*noms his baby doll*

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:35 am
by Mickey
Bino, you are many things, but if a wolf turns out be one of them, I will re-read every single comic until my brain decides to pronounce your name correctly.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:48 am
by gamepopper
Render wrote:
gamepopper wrote:I'm actually considering the idea that Bino may actually pass the rites...but it may be for nothing. O.o
Maybe he'll be excluded from the Good Ol' Dogs Club for being a wolf. :lol:
That or he announces that he's a wolf now but none of the members care/believe him, I think he might crack. :lol:

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:29 am
by GameCobra
#4 - Dominate another Alpha.

The twist here is Unreal Tournament/Team Fortress 2.

Also, no doubt that anything coming out of Jack usually means stealing, but I'm betting in this case it's stealing property, food or... a mate.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:30 am
by Gamewolf67
Rockstar peeking out from behind the chair is adorable.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:51 pm
by Argent
The issue with dingos is that they're basically feral domestic dogs, not wolves, so they're much more capable of dealing with humans and more likely to be able to act aggressively towards humans.

Wolves are actually pretty timid animals, as predators go, even coyotes are more aggressive.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:38 pm
by Welsh Halfwit
Oh. Just got the title. It's NOT the fourth test that's missing here, it's the third.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:51 pm
by HundKatzeMaus
Oh boy I bet Bino will be the only one insane enough to do the fourth and last test, it would be hilarious if the tests are more harmless than his actual life :lol:

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:36 pm
by Hukley
Hehe, poor Bino will have a wonderful time with the wolves! :lol:

I'm really curious now what the missing test is :D

So here are my favourites ;):

(To be honest: the third one is pretty cruel :lol: )

Image

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:41 pm
by Welsh Halfwit
Karishad. A fate worse than victory.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:46 pm
by Render
Great work, Hukley!

I love how the sheep nom on Bino. That's a real human provoking test.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:23 pm
by Saturn381
Bino has no idea! :lol:
Hukley wrote:Hehe, poor Bino will have a wonderful time with the wolves! :lol:

I'm really curious now what the missing test is :D

So here are my favourites ;):

(To be honest: the third one is pretty cruel :lol: )

Image
Great job, Hukley! :D

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 4:54 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
Jack has to be a huge hypocrite telling Bino not to lie about anything, considering he lies a lot himself!

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:47 pm
by Cesco
Just three lessons to become a full wolf: that sounds quick and easily, for those who are already a wolf. :P :D For a dog, especially if this dog is Bino, could just be something of learning about their culture, but we'll see what he'll face about. ;) Good choice don't do the fourth lesson when it's about daring humans, it's a sort of evolution/involution versus them. You may do it in future, though. ;) Maybe Jack is really in a discomfort, but it's not nice say that, Bino... ;) I agree with him, you're inventing lies, instead what Jack does is invent some scam, at least. :P

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:52 pm
by AuraSight
Amazee Dayzee wrote:Jack has to be a huge hypocrite telling Bino not to lie about anything, considering he lies a lot himself!
But "Four-Finger Discount" also has the intelligence and clout to get away with it. I like Jack, he may be my favorite wolf. Next to the other Daryl. Because I wanna hug other Daryl soooo bad. :oops:

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 1:23 am
by Gbr23
Xane wrote:"Eat a baby?"

"We're not dingos! Also that's totally offensive."
Until now I get that reference

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:48 am
by Amazee Dayzee
Doesn't make him any less of a hypocrite. He just has the smarts to get away with it.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 12:11 pm
by RockstarRaccoon
Bino is lying about what Jacks words mean. At least Jack is an honest thief...
we ARE all totally ripped and battle-scarred, so there is an objective barrier you come up against
Title Text has a good point.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:05 pm
by D-Rock
Dem's fightin' words, Jack. Though I can't imagine Bino being a good fighter.

Yeah, really curious as to what the last one could have been.
Render wrote:
gamepopper wrote:I'm actually considering the idea that Bino may actually pass the rites...but it may be for nothing. O.o
Maybe he'll be excluded from the Good Ol' Dogs Club for being a wolf. :lol:
Xane wrote:"Eat a baby?"

"We're not dingos! Also that's totally offensive."
Always these evil stereotypes! *growls*

*noms his baby doll*
Stereotypes have a tendency of ruining one's day, huh?
TheOne wrote:
Number9Dysonsphere wrote:It would be hilarious if Rick trolled us all and switched which arm Jack is missing from his right to his left and nobody noticed.
Oh, I'm sure someone would notice.

Panel 5:

Jack: (grinning evily) Actually, test number 4 is "steal a human's pet and bring it back to the den."

Bino: *gulp*
You know, the sad thing is I did think something like that.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:00 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
I think Bino would do that. Just trick Tiger into coming to the den.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:44 am
by Welsh Halfwit
Amazee Dayzee wrote:I think Bino would do that. Just trick Tiger into coming to the den.
Before or after Darth Vader Sanchez KO's him and drags him in by his tail to pass his #4 test?

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:01 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
You know, I would have to get with after.

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:54 am
by dtlux1
The one time I don't really look at the comic discussion, and it is one of the best ones. Great work with that Hukley.
Mickey wrote:Bino, you are many things, but if a wolf turns out be one of them, I will re-read every single comic until my brain decides to pronounce your name correctly.
I will do that as well, I don't think Bino will make a good Wolf. :lol:

Re: 2015/02/16 - Easy As One Two Four

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:49 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
With the way Rick treats Bino, I wouldn't be surprised that he becomes a Wolf and people STILL don't respect him. xD