Housepets!

In honor of David Letterman's last show tonight I pose this question...what tricks would the pets, the ferals and/or the Miltons do if they had appeared on Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks segment?

Peanut: Wake a sleeping Grape and get her to stick to the ceiling.
Tiger, The Other Darrell, Truck: Three way eating contest.
Keene Milton: Throw money at the audience so they will do his bidding.

Bino: get someone to hit him in the head in a matter of seconds

Kevin: something tackle related.

Rex: Baking

Joey: Watches an Anime.

Ralph: Ordering criminals to do tricks
Sabrina: Reading someone's mind.
Joey: Anime quotes that nobody has heard of / remembered.

Squeak: Have Letterman step on her
Grape: Broom Kung Fu
Bino: Survive another FACE!/Bear training
Bailey: Fight a bull and win
Miltons: Dance act
King: Inspirational speech
Tarot: Fortune telling
Fido: Holding his breath underwater
Bigglesworth: Misdirection
Duchess: Being a *- fabulous
Tiger: Disappearing act
Zach: Cast light


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Keene: buys the show and has Letterman perform in the stupid pet segment!

Snerk. Keene would have to throw a LOT of money at him then.

GarrisonSkunk wrote:Keene Milton: Throw money at the audience so they will do his bidding.

Peanut:Showing everyone a thousand and one ways to beat Mario Bros.

Grape/Bailey: Gator wrestling.

Mr.Bigglesworth(s): Playing a guess who game.

Squeak/Spo/other mouses: Reinacting an episode of -Insert tv show here-.

I think Keene wouldn't lower himself to do tricks for anyone, save maybe his dearly departed dad.

But is bribing people really a trick? He does seem to give money out freely as long as he makes it back somehow and I'm sure he would have set something up with David where he gets half of the ticket sales or David's last paycheck.

Great Kitsume: Goes back in time and gives Letterman "The Tonight Show" after Johnny Carson retires.

Mickey wrote:Mod Edit: Starting the word is filter evasion no matter how few letters you type

Ya know, you had every chance there to change it to "lovely young woman," and you didn't.

(long, silent, judgmental stare)

Res: Quickly through together a short story based on "Pridelands".

King's would be being too cute. Honestly, he just walks out and everyone applauds. He tries to juggle, and falls on his behind, and they applaud; he tries his paw at a handstand and takes a nose dive and they applaud... he sends out such a long and virulent stream of curses that the course of the english language is forever changed and they all just go "Awww! Cutie~"


He is then offered a movie deal.

That sounds like something that would totally happen.

copper wrote:He is then offered a movie deal.

Grumpy Corg's Worst Christmas Ever.

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:

copper wrote:He is then offered a movie deal.

Grumpy Corg's Worst Christmas Ever.

Written and directed by Peanut Butter Sandwich.

You know I would totally go see that.

Buster wrote:

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:

copper wrote:He is then offered a movie deal.

Grumpy Corg's Worst Christmas Ever.

Written and directed by Peanut Butter Sandwich.

... hopefully it doesn't end with someone pulling a sword out of him.

Or chopping him up with said sword.

Pit will direct it and King's co-star will be Zach so that Pit can then get the woodland critters to be his extras for free by saying they will be helping the Opener of Ways. And then things will fail miserably as Tiger and Bino team up to destroy the production.

*cough* Um, yeah, moving on...

I think we all know Peanut's would be speed reading, and Fox's trick would probably be juggling. Fox just seems like a juggler to me.

Tarot's would have card tricks and such to astound the audience. I don't mean because of her psychic powers either. I mean she has learned sleight of hand magic over the years as a disguise while out in the open and is now an expert level magician.

Satau's will be devouring several thousand grasshoppers in 30 seconds.

Satau would do fire baton juggling =P

GameCobra wrote:Satau would do fire baton juggling =P

"Tonight ad 'Housepets! got talent, ladies and gentlemen..."

Actually I changed mine. Satau would EAT grasshoppers that he set on fire with the batons. That would totally sound like something he could do!

Forget Fire Batons... Satau could probably juggle Fire Trucks!

Just as long as he doesn't drop one and cause trillions of dollars in damage then!