Terrible super powers
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Terrible super powers
This game is simple. you try to come up with a superpower as or more useless/inconvenient than what the last person posted.
like this:
Poster 1: The ability to fly north (no other direction)
Poster 2: The ability to teleport, but only 1 ft
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The ability to walk on air, but not get down.
like this:
Poster 1: The ability to fly north (no other direction)
Poster 2: The ability to teleport, but only 1 ft
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The ability to walk on air, but not get down.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to transform.
Into a tree only.
I just HAD to throw in an ASDF Movie reference.
Into a tree only.
I just HAD to throw in an ASDF Movie reference.
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Re: Terrible super powers
the ability to produce a blinding light, but only when no one is looking
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Re: Terrible super powers
You have X-ray vision, but only on vegetables.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to levitate. But only as high as you can jump, and you can't move in any direction.
It's levitation, not flight.
It's levitation, not flight.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to read minds. But it only works on rocks.
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Re: Terrible super powers
you can teleport, but only up and down.
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Can create lightning, but only while in a pool.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to run in super slow-motion.
I don't want to talk to corned beef... xDSuperStar wrote:Can communicate with animals, but only dead canned ones.
Re: Terrible super powers
Heat-ray eyes. Only gets as hot as 99 degrees Fahrenheit.
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Re: Terrible super powers
Having an invisible handwriting.
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to always know what the weather was like exactly 25 years ago
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the ability to detach your limbs. but you can never reattach them.
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The ability to understand any language, but only while standing under a rambutan tree.
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Getting Meat Vision.
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Seat vision: Chairs are the only thing you can see
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The ability to read mind, but you can only hear their weirdest secrets.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to teleport to the sun. Nowhere else, just the sun. And you can't teleport back.
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Re: Terrible super powers
Sleet vision: everyone looks like an androgynous anthropomorphic arctic fox
that may be useless for a hero, but a villain could use it for blackmailSuperStar wrote:The ability to read mind, but you can only hear their weirdest secrets.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to make yourself resemble anyone who is currently wanted by at least three western governments.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
The power to speak any language, but you can only sound like a racist stereotype.
Not even a villain would be able to handle it.RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote: that may be useless for a hero, but a villain could use it for blackmail
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to speak every language, but only simultaneously. good luck figuring out what you just said.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to breathe water - but only when you're in a desert.
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Re: Terrible super powers
the power to communicate with pet goldfish
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The power to see deadly amounts of gamma radiation when in its presence.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Re: Terrible super powers
The power to tell the difference of over 1,000 different blends of coffee.
If you ever watched the movie Sky High you'd know that's not such as bad power.Punchy wrote:The power to...
melt!
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to tell if you're asleep.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to spontaniously faint.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The inability to feel pain. Have fun starving to death because you don't know you need to eat. Or breaking your legs and not knowing anythings wrong.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to control water, but only one drop at a time.
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Hey, I just had an idea to change this game up a bit, to make it a bit more involved rather than just posting jokes. What if it's changed so that User1 posts a superpower, then User2 states it's flaws, and then posts the new power.
Exa:
User1: The power of flight
User2: But you can only fly north.
Telekinesis.
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Buster, what do you think?
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Hey, I just had an idea to change this game up a bit, to make it a bit more involved rather than just posting jokes. What if it's changed so that User1 posts a superpower, then User2 states it's flaws, and then posts the new power.
Exa:
User1: The power of flight
User2: But you can only fly north.
Telekinesis.
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Buster, what do you think?
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to read your own mind.
Kinda Corrupt a Superpower? Nice! xDSuperStar wrote:Hey, I just had an idea to change this game up a bit, to make it a bit more involved rather than just posting jokes. What if it's changed so that User1 posts a superpower, then User2 states it's flaws, and then posts the new power.
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Re: Terrible super powers
I like it the way it is, but I suppose that would make it more game-like
the power to remember everything... you've seen on TV
the power to remember everything... you've seen on TV
Re: Terrible super powers
Super strength, but you can't control it, making things as trivial as grabbing something catastrophic.
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The power to convert muscle into fat.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to shrink everything, only at the same time and by the same proportions.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to launch random things into space, only you have no idea what, where, or when.
I'm fine with either, but some of the others here seem to be attached to this as-is.SuperStar wrote:Hey, I just had an idea to change this game up a bit, to make it a bit more involved rather than just posting jokes. What if it's changed so that User1 posts a superpower, then User2 states it's flaws, and then posts the new power.
Exa:
User1: The power of flight
User2: But you can only fly north.
Telekinesis.
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Buster, what do you think?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
Kind of seems redundant, in my eyes, as it would be pretty much what "Corrupt a Wish" already is.
The power to breathe underwater, but unable to swim.
The power to breathe underwater, but unable to swim.
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It would it make more game-like. I don't think it's too redundant but I'm not forcing it.
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The ability to summon tumbleweed.
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The ability to summon tumbleweed.