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2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:00 am
by Dissension
[ Bring You To Your Knees ]

Title Text: you wouldn't happen to have a broom nearby

I think we can all appreciate a cat of fine headgear.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:01 am
by Saturn381
So that's what he looks like.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:03 am
by TheBlasterizer
Well someone is a little full of himself...

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:04 am
by Gbr23
Well ... Can't say I wasn't expecting something rather ... Different

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:05 am
by D-Rock
Well, absolutely love that last panel face.

I've seen leopards. You're not impressing me. Yes, he was a jerk, but still.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:05 am
by Frank
Dissension wrote:Title Text: you wouldn't happen to have a broom nearby
"What's a broom?"
"Oh you know. Handle, bristles... a broom!"
"we don't ahve anything like that, but now that you mention i think we'll go ahead and invent it. We can rip off-- I mean, sell it to the humans for a bundle and then refuse, asking they let us... rule the world!"
Dun dun duuuun!

Also, is it bad that I'm suddelny wondering whether there was enough gold to go around in 4000 BC for all the dog/cat jewelry we're seeing?

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:06 am
by IceKitsune
What is that hat exactly? I think its a Fez but it doesn't look completely right. Also I can tell we are going to have tons of fun with this guy.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:08 am
by Frank
IceKitsune wrote:What is that hat exactly? I think its a Fez but it doesn't look completely right. Also I can tell we are going to have tons of fun with this guy.
it looks like some sort of bullhorn to me

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:09 am
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
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IceKitsune wrote:What is that hat exactly? I think its a Fez but it doesn't look completely right. Also I can tell we are going to have tons of fun with this guy.
definitely not a fez. it looks closer the the headgear worn by pharaohs. or it's an upside down pitcher of some sort.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:15 am
by Dissension
It is somewhat similar to the deshret, the red crown of the Lower Kingdom.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:18 am
by Mistacheeeez
Well, whatever the hat is, where can I get one!?!? :D
Someday I will be a as cool as you Ptah!

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:19 am
by IceKitsune
Ah cool now I know!

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:19 am
by Douglas Collier
I wonder if he's the ancestor of Delusional Steve? :P

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:21 am
by SuperStar
Is Max this guys descendant? He's got a similar air about him!

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:23 am
by Dissension
I really wouldn't be surprised. *giggles*

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:27 am
by Silly Zealot
All glory to king Paté, who sits on the throne of Santa!
Dissension wrote:It is somewhat similar to the deshret, the red crown of the Lower Kingdom.
All glory to king Paté, who sits on the throne of Santa with a jug on his head!

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:28 am
by HundKatzeMaus
Look like King Cone-head :lol:
Although I like his hat, it's kinda stylish :mrgreen:

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:33 am
by Sleet
I dunno, he's kinda cute.

Lame hat though. :P

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:33 am
by Welsh Halfwit
So now Grapes' mouth tastes of rags
as her ears are filled with his brags
The crack pot King, treating his queen,
just might be the silliest thing she's seen.
She'll find it wisest to not hone
her humor at him on the wood throne;
he shares the power of our Satau
and the temper of Walter Mattau.
She's there to eat, to rule, to feast
and Grape knows this at least;
If she wants to save this 'royal' cat?
She has to make him take off that hat...

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 12:39 am
by ChekeBello
Grape is not impressed, and she must not be, i cant see why Satau won the power, still, I wonder what kind of abilities can Ptah use

Edit:
Dissension wrote:It is somewhat similar to the deshret, the red crown of the Lower Kingdom.
Umm... an Egyptian like crow, and someone pointed last strip Ptah is also the name of an Egyptian God, and then is also the sacred thing of cats for the Egyptian people. Maybe this Ptah had to do with all that :o

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:18 am
by Buster
So he's basically Res, but without any of the cute, and wearing a goofy crayon hat?

That's disappointing...

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:50 am
by Dissension
Well, I mean, I think Ptah is pretty dang cute!

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 1:57 am
by Welsh Halfwit
Dissension wrote:Well, I mean, I think Ptah is pretty dang cute!
But you have better headgear in your Simon & Freddy appearances.

If Grape brooms a celestially powered avatar, there'll be trouble...

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:06 am
by valerio
Tarot should be more worried that so much power was given to an Egyptian verson of Max/Delusional Steve...
But dang he makes for an awesome king

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:37 am
by Argent
Frank wrote:Also, is it bad that I'm suddelny wondering whether there was enough gold to go around in 4000 BC for all the dog/cat jewelry we're seeing?
Late Neolithic, could be copper. About 5000 BC (which is when they are) is just about when smelting started and copper started to become readily available.

Also: in another universe Ptah's alternate became the first Jäger:

Image

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 3:53 am
by GameCobra
Of course, Diss really likes that awesome hat already :3

Grape's buttons got turned off pretty fast. Poor Grape. not the hunk you expected, huh? =P

He's pretty neat so far. His stripes aren't as whole as Res and are thicker and his expression sorta reminds me of a evil bigglesworth. Maxwell though got the black fur and the charm. ;)

The king just better not start asking to build a dynasty with her. X3

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:25 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
...this is the guy that was competing with Satu to be Dragon's avatar? How did he stand a chance BEFORE he got the artifact?! (which I theorize is the hat). Methinks he may be withdrawing some major skill to go with his confident attitude?... If not then I am very confused. :lol:

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:40 am
by GameCobra
For all we know, he stomped Ptah. Though I'm sure he's trained to fight. unless the spear drawing on the last comic was figuremental.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:52 am
by Liam
More like Pfftah.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:20 am
by Sinder
Tsk. King of the Cats is not a chiseled tiger, no sauciness for anyone.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:28 am
by Coyoty
If someone in an ancient civilization doesn't know what something is, they'll wear it as a hat.

Ptah doesn't know what a travel mug is.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:37 am
by DocFlareon
The important question, which hasn't been asked yet for some strange reason is: Who has the Hedjet, crown of Upper Egypt?

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:41 am
by GameCobra
Sinder wrote:Tsk. King of the Cats is not a chiseled tiger, no sauciness for anyone.
King of the Cats doesn't seem like a quitter in my opinion =P

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 7:05 am
by Furryface18
Ptah looks a bit like Res to me. Only wearing the "special hat." I wonder if that's the reason he's so conceded.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:02 am
by IdleCurator
The King is stylish and has a completely fabulous hat.
Brute strength isn't everything, Ptah could be very nimble and quick.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 8:35 am
by RockstarRaccoon
So... this guy fought Satau?

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 9:22 am
by Bill in OK
I should get a hat like that for my cat. He has the same attitude.

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 10:27 am
by Argent
DocFlareon wrote:The important question, which hasn't been asked yet for some strange reason is: Who has the Hedjet, crown of Upper Egypt?
Great Kitsune.

Speaking of the crown of Lower Egypt:
Wikipedia wrote:Other deities wore the deshret too, or were identified with it, such as the protective serpent goddess Wadjet

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:10 am
by PRDX4
"Ptah" -> "Peetah" -> "Peter" -> "Pete"

UH-OH

Re: 2015/10/12 - Bring You To Your Knees

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2015 11:47 am
by Welsh Halfwit
Xane wrote:
Dissension wrote:Well, I mean, I think Ptah is pretty dang cute!
You think all the evil jerks are cute! :shock: ;)
Who says he's evil? Cats can rarely be bothered to be evil.