Housepets!

What kind of soap opera has red ants?

Now, lets talk about binge-watch

"They're not soaps, they're reality shows!"
"Where you hand the 'contestants' soap scripts"
"But they're still reality!"

Finally talking;
Jess and Nat.
Understanding;
This and that.
Democratising;
Everyone’s set
Hypnotising;
Best episode yet.
Dramatizing;
Anteater life
Anesthetising;
Nat's got less strife

...so, what would a nature documentary look like in their world?

D-Rock wrote:...so, what would a nature documentary look like in their world?

probably something like Jersey Shore.
or maybe one of those documentaries on tribes of indigenous peoples

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:

D-Rock wrote:...so, what would a nature documentary look like in their world?

probably something like Jersey Shore.

I cannot walk for the shuddering at that thought.

Obbl wrote: The soaps claim another victim

The power of soaps compells you

Well it was a matter of time until modern technology enthralled Jess
I wonder if they're able to get her out of there if they're done

Have we seen Animal Planet in this world? I think we did in the earlier stuff but I can't recall.

...And then came in Lucretia with the best advices for soaps. And Jess was never heard of again...

TV is my new favourite almost character.

I love how the TV has its own tag.

Wait... wouldn't Discovery be NSFW in this storyline?

Welcome to the world of soaps Jess!

Uh oh! Jess is going native!

"When Lions attack."

Watch out. Jess's female senses are tingling.

Natalie has been in human society for too long, otherwise she would remember wildlings naturally don't know TV.

Welsh Halfwit wrote:

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:

D-Rock wrote:...so, what would a nature documentary look like in their world?

probably something like Jersey Shore.

I cannot walk for the shuddering at that thought.

I second this motion. You do not know true fear until you hear someone from Essex say "Shut U-up" every few seconds...

GameCobra wrote:"When Lions attack."

Watch out. Jess's female senses are tingling.

"Big Cats Month" on NGC must be quite the popular program in the Gardens

I really love the idea that Discovery Channel/Animal Planet work differently in this world. *giggles*

D-Rock wrote:...so, what would a nature documentary look like in their world?

Reality show.

Fox News. With Karishad.

Candid Camera.

UP NEXT! Previews to old naked and afraid episodes!

...She is never going to leave now...

Is this still being recorded for Flip That Den?

Is this a TV show within a TV show?

Ooh.

Wolfbane wrote:Is this still being recorded for Flip That Den?

Is this a TV show within a TV show?

Ooh.

That's going to be expensive.

Oh, no, the TV no! Yes, it's a decent way to don't be annoyed, since Jessica is forced to stay inside there, but the brain won't get advantages... Well said, Jessica, it's great that you got it. Why is that so much important for others? So, they now mixes soap operas and documentaries? How evil is that for your brain? Uh-oh, Jessica looks all suddenly assimilated by the (ex) box... Wait, some anteaters don't like red ants?
Meanwhile, how are going the works for Karishad?

I haaaaate 'reality' shows.
So dumb dumb dumb

Nat Geo Wild is basically doing Animal Planet's job (you know, making shows about animals instead of people) and even it's not that good.

Animal Planet - still surprisingly about humans.

Humans are animals, too, you know.

D-Rock wrote:Humans are animals, too, you know.

Can't wait to see an human with a collar with his nametag

tsMKG wrote:

D-Rock wrote:Humans are animals, too, you know.

Can't wait to see an human with a collar with his nametag

Anchor: This week, our special correspondent goes undercover at the zoo for the ultimate scoop!
Correspondent: ... I lost a bet

tsMKG wrote:

D-Rock wrote:Humans are animals, too, you know.

Can't wait to see an human with a collar with his nametag

you know there are people irl that wear collars as fashion accessories. and other reasons that probably shouldn't be brought up...

Heh... it never occurred to me that that's what stuff like "Meerkat Manor" would be in this world...
...But what, what is this world's "Duck Dynasty"?

RockstarRaccoon wrote:...But what, what is this world's "Duck Dynasty"?

Starring the Fudds!
"Duck season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Rabbit season!"
"Duck season!"
BLAM!

I've seen where this goes.
It's not pretty.

tsMKG wrote:

D-Rock wrote:Humans are animals, too, you know.

Can't wait to see an human with a collar with his nametag

Go to a furry convention then!

Sleet wrote:

tsMKG wrote:


D-Rock wrote:
Humans are animals, too, you know.



Can't wait to see an human with a collar with his nametag


Go to a furry convention then!

Or just talk to a Solder.... Pretty sure they still get dog-tags to keep a casualty count and Identify bodies... But yeah collars can also be fashion accessories, especially in the furry community.