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I slap you because no. It's messenger.
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I slap you because it isnt thunderbird
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I slap you two because you reminded me of MSN messenger and I miss buzzing people like crazy
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I slap you for trying to go to the past to buzz those peoples again.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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I slap you then buzz you. You know why.
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I slap you for resisting the buzzings

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I slapped you because I always say "Let thy paweth touch thy friend in thee faceth"
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I slap you because I slapped the world
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I slap you for being unfunny :evil:
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I slap you for crying, men don't cry!
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I slap you for calling a dog a man
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I slap you because I forgot you're a cyborg.


Ow.
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I slap the alzheimer out of you
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I slap you out of the room with a baseball bat.
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I slap you with a halberd for heresy!
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I slap you for declaring something heresy without the approval of the Inquisition.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you for not realising I AM the holy inquisition!
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I slap you because a member of The Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition would never let such disrespect off so easily, therefore you must be an imposer.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you to stun you so I have lunch for later.

(I won't eat you now)
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I slap yew for slapping Miss Sandy. No slapping Girls!
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I slap you for not believing in gender equality! :^)

Then I slap Buster for thinking the inquisition was just about unexpected entrances and torture chambers!
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I slap you for somehow mistaking 40K references for Monty Python references.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I slap you for making me realize I missed a reference
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I slap you for being the Spanish Empire! You wiped out multiple tribes in the name of gold that didn't even exist where you searched! (Mostly)
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slap you for not knowing history and believing the black legend!
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I slap you for changing your avatar so frequently.
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I slap you because of the hoodie that makes you look like Death.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slap you for liking pugs and then I slap you both for not changing your avatar so frequently! It's hard to come up with new stuff!
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I slap you for having an avatar/prof pic
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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I slap you for being an hypocrite.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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I slap you and your head comes flying off
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I slap your horse for dribbling on me. It panics, runs off and slams you into a low hanging branch.
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I slap you and then slice your head with my sword
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I accept the duel and, after sorting out my head, slap your face with my glove. Which I borrowed from a 12th century knight. Being 30lb of steel, it knocks you straight out and off the horse.
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I slap you over being jealous because you were being crafty enough to come up with that idea before I did!
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slap you for being jelly!
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I slap you because knocking tsMKG's head off earlier was unoriginal. pretymuch everyone and their pug dog has already done that.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I backhand slap(The most dishonorable slap) for that insult! I have yet to knock tsMKG's head off with a slap..(I think..)
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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I slap your hat away and it falls into the abyss.
Have you been looking at the thing above this? Dis is my old signature and is not relevant anymore.
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I slap your body off! And then buster's since he expects me to be original when y'all never change profile pics!
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