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I suppose part of joining any new household is discovering which family members need to be kept from escaping.

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"What a beauty! That smooshed-in face, those bulging eyes! She's like... An angel!"

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The question is not whether the glass is half empty or half full ... the question is "Are you gonna drink that nasty stuff?"


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“We were so busy getting cake, we forgot about saving the world!”

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"If life hands you lemons, make compost."


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"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"

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"I don't know if I'm going to make it, guys, I'm covered in goo..."

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"Are you giving her a power tool?"
"No! ... I'm helping her USE a power tool."
Also, Buster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPtb5sSbN0

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I'm not babbling. I'm other-grammatical alt-syntactic !


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“Step aside, Paul. Let the poorly dubbed adults handle this.”

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"You can't be fat if you have no fat."

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"Uh, yeah, you've got cars now; they're super awesome. Here's the keys and your ranger powers, byyyye!"

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At this time, there is no major culture in which concrete features in the national cuisine.


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In the ensuing peace, Estonia rules over Brazil, Finland rules over North Africa, Sweden became fascist, New Zealand still controls Australia, and North America is now controlled by "the Delawarian Empire."

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.... and they say it all began with a pie fight.


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Treasure is the greatest treasure of all, that's why it's called treasure.

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“We need to start drafting sheep.”

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"Englitch are a funny Lankuage. First you chop a tree down. Then you chop it up."


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“It’s a good thing I’m so buff, or that fall would’ve killed me.”

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"Suit induced egg renderings always makes me a little peckish"

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“Dispatch, this is Johnson! Not only did I not apprehend the criminals, but I immediately crashed my car! I deserve a promotion! Please respond.”

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it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than the eye of the tiger...


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“What’s the opposite of a nerd? Exactly, a German Field Marshall.”

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