Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:01 pm
“I am interested in hearing more about this religion where God is a giant gestalt robot.”
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Out Of Context Quotes
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Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:37 pm
"I don't think much of a man's religion if his dog and cat ain't the better for it." A. Lincoln, Housepets fan.
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:21 am
“I’m being controlled by a magical butterfly,” she reminds them. “Frankly, it’s a miracle that my motives make as much sense as they do.”
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:07 pm
There is a tide which, taken at its height, just smashes the sweet everlovin' outta everything....!
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:57 pm
I don't know, I'm Jose Conseco.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:35 pm
A rolling stone gathers mo mentum.
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 5:36 pm
“Mullet power, ACTIVATE!!!”
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:11 pm
The deeper in the woods you go, the more nuts you find.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:23 pm
"Ninjas understand quantum mechanics far better than people realize. That was a controversial part of my dissertation."
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 10:47 pm
"The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over."
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:33 pm
Things to do:
1.Lay an egg.
2.Get a chicken suit.
3.Be a bunny.
4.Go find a nest to sit on! >:D
1.Lay an egg.
2.Get a chicken suit.
3.Be a bunny.
4.Go find a nest to sit on! >:D
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 12:59 pm
“And you need to do it before you enter the next stage of sleep deprivation, which is transformation into Jeff Goldblum!”
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:18 pm
"Flying fish board their luggage last.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 3:25 pm
“Great, maybe someday you’ll act like a person instead of a jar of condiments.”
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:24 pm
As of March, armadilloes can no longer be substituted for bowling balls even if prior written agreement has been obtained.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:39 pm
“Okay, so enough of the big scary monsters and the whole ‘world in peril’ nonsense, let’s get back to that exciting teenage angst.”
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 7:00 pm
"You will fear my laser-face!"
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:28 am
"Who doesn't want a little fillet of slime-head?"
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:11 am
Somewhere over the rainbow is severe air pollution.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:33 am
"I'm referring to the six-story-tall fireballs like that one, right there! Now, could that happen to me in the kitchen or something?"
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:03 pm
“Have you tried smacking the thing with a key? That tends to work guys.”
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:21 pm
What are carrots but orange snakes?
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:37 pm
“To be fair… he has a point. Who wouldn’t want a giant fish person shouting positive things at them?”
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:46 pm
The pinochle game pretty much stopped when Captain Hook's turn to deal came.
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 4:21 pm
"Throw puppies at a problem and the problem may not disappear, but who cares? There will be puppies!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:26 pm
*gunshots and sirens*
"How do you accidentally rob a bank?!"
"I don't know! It happened so fast!"
"How do you accidentally rob a bank?!"
"I don't know! It happened so fast!"
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:39 pm
“It’s a trap! She used the child safety locks! But we are neither children, nor safe!”
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:43 pm
It’s been long enough for Double posting to be okay, so that’s what I’m doing.
“Can we make the Red Ranger look like the Hulk? Probably not, but we’re going to try!”
“Can we make the Red Ranger look like the Hulk? Probably not, but we’re going to try!”
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:53 pm
If double-posting survives, then the door is thrown open for the menace of combat muskrats.
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:40 pm
Toei has been like a dad, pushing Saban on a Power Rangers bike with training wheels, then the wheels came off and Disney hopped on the bike, rode it to NZ and crashed it in a slow-mo kalishsplosion, Saban picked up the parts and tried to ride it again but it doesn’t ride the same. Bandai America gave it a bad paint job and missing details. Hasbro comes along in an Optimus Prime truck and says “come aboard...”
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:46 pm
could the person who left their legs at security... please... not do that anymore its creepy.
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Unfortunately due to circumstances beyond our control, the rapture apears to be happening... We expect there to be delays of up to 20 minutes.
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:24 am
“HE'S CODING. GET ME A BOX OF KITTENS, STAT!”
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:33 am
During the infant and adolescent stages, the American wolverines reaches the alter of its capability to master the trombone.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 4:49 pm
“Yes, it was realized that prepubescent girls are a large untapped energy preserve that can be used to combat entropy.”
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 12:43 am
"THE NEWEST GAME IN ONE OF MY FAVORITE FRANCHISES! METAL GEAR! I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR FAR TOO LONG NOW! I hope Konami can do Kojima proud now that he's not making these games anymore. Can't wait to play it!"16 minutes later...
"Everything Kojima did, he did for the games. He sacrificed his characters and his gameplay for his Metal Gear. He was a real hero. He was a true...Game Director!"you've got a way to fall...
Re: Out Of Context Quotes
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:48 pm
"Dude, i found a Swarf!"
"Swarf?"
"Whoops, typo."
"No, dude ~ where did you find it?"
"Huh?"
"I like those little blue dudes."
"That's a Smurf."
"Eh?"
"I'm talking about the chubby bearded dudes that drink beer all day."
"... now i'm suddenly thinking of a bunch of smurfs with beards and drinks beer all day."
"Swarf?"
"Whoops, typo."
"No, dude ~ where did you find it?"
"Huh?"
"I like those little blue dudes."
"That's a Smurf."
"Eh?"
"I'm talking about the chubby bearded dudes that drink beer all day."
"... now i'm suddenly thinking of a bunch of smurfs with beards and drinks beer all day."
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:13 pm
“I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT AN INTIMIDATING NUMBER OF ORPHANS. I SETTLED ON FIVE.“
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:59 am
"There is a distinct possibility that we might not blow anything up. But if we do, then it shall be done in the most discrete possible style."
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:43 am
"I also accidentally discovered the inner chipmunk sanctum. No mortal should gaze upon this for too long."
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 11:07 pm
Sea slugs can be repelled by cranberry juice or puns.