Housepets!

It's Cathy's cousin Charlie.

Xane wrote:"I'm here to vash and vipe your vindows!"

Dangit, not fair if a mod gets the joke first!

it's perfectly fair cause he gets to beat the other mods to it too

Is ... Is that a cricket bat ? Cool

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:

Xane wrote:"I'm here to vash and vipe your vindows!"

Dangit, not fair if a mod gets the joke first!

it's perfectly fair cause he gets to beat the other mods to it too

Just be glad I know better than to post the pictures from those books.

Something’s here, something new,
Something slithery with blood so blue.
Slicing the snow, cutting through,
What is a trapped ‘Roo to do?
Grasp for a weapon of any sort,
Get one that shows your national sport -
Save for the game on the tennis court -
And prepare to defend your home fort.
Prepare to defend against something hyper
A special hero or a slippery sniper.
The time has come to pay the piper
It’s now time to face… The Viper.

Oh my goodness. RANDY ORTON IS ABOUT TO ATTACK ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY!

Iceheart wrote:Oh my goodness. RANDY ORTON IS ABOUT TO ATTACK ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY!

"RKO outta nowhere" indeed.

HellishK9 wrote:This snake?

Good pull. This viper has the best speaking font!

D-Rock wrote:

Iceheart wrote:Oh my goodness. RANDY ORTON IS ABOUT TO ATTACK ROOSEVELT AND TEDDY!

"RKO outta nowhere" indeed.

If we really would see Randy Orton in Housepets...oh man that would be a dream come true

Aside from that, I really wonder who could this be. Could this be a new character?

Xane wrote:"I'm here to vash and vipe your vindows!"

Dangit, not fair if a mod gets the joke first!

God dang, that's about the first shaggy dog story I can remember hearing, at summer camp, in like 1969 or something.

"Do I look like the kind of guy that would do something like that to a kid like you?"
You look like a snake!
"Yesssssssssssssssssss!"
What? What the *-?!


Mod Edit: Don't hint at swears. Completely obliterate them.

..Are they about to beat the crap outta the 'Viper' with a Cricket bat?!
Jeez, that's a bit overkill when it can't even get in..

also, I know the twist to this because I've heard the "Viper" story before.

Rick.

Rick.

Come on now.

Xane wrote:Showing your age there, Mr. Weasel!

Still about 12 years old inside. Butts! Ha ha ha!

Argent wrote:

Xane wrote:Showing your age there, Mr. Weasel!

Still about 12 years old inside. Butts! Ha ha ha!

You're a living Dime bar. Wrinkly on the outside, smooth on the inside.

And, guys? Get your other weapons.

Oh my... What's happening now? It's a viper, but not the reptile? That's confusing. Well, let's see who's speaking, despite sounds so sinister...
Eheh, nice pun in the alt-text, but a Dodge Viper would do an awesome V10 roaring sound, instead of talk.

Really? This old joke? Really?

Cesco wrote:Oh my... What's happening now? It's a viper, but not the reptile? That's confusing. Well, let's see who's speaking, despite sounds so sinister...
Eheh, nice pun in the alt-text, but a Dodge Viper would do an awesome V10 roaring sound, instead of talk.

Or could it be the helicopter AH-1 Viper? *too far man, too far*

May 2017 be a better year for all persons and animals alike.

You too!

That's pretty funny. I love the use of a cricket bat!