Housepets!

You just got your answer Peanut.

Xane wrote:"And then there's Pawn, Bishop, Knight, Sorry, Mono and Poly (the twins!), Parcheesi, Snakes, and Ladders!"

"and Queen, and Jack, and Pimento, and Pickle..."

At this point, I have to wonder if Bailey actually knows that they are panicking about the number of kids and is just trolling them.

Now, let's imagine the conversation if it was King making the call.

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:

Xane wrote:"And then there's Pawn, Bishop, Knight, Sorry, Mono and Poly (the twins!), Parcheesi, Snakes, and Ladders!"

"and Queen, and Jack, and Pimento, and Pickle..."

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen..."

You're going to be fine Peanut ! Just relax

For Dog’s sake, Peanut, stop it!
Your number three is on the money!
Watching you panic like this?
Well, it has stopped being funny.
You’re a usually calm, reserved, hound
Placid in the face of danger.
Looking at you then and looking now?
Well fella, you seem like a stranger.
Give over, calm down, good boy.
The two of you have no trouble
except for the fuss you’re making
whilst your head’s trapped in this bubble,

Iceheart wrote:

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:

Xane wrote:"And then there's Pawn, Bishop, Knight, Sorry, Mono and Poly (the twins!), Parcheesi, Snakes, and Ladders!"

"and Queen, and Jack, and Pimento, and Pickle..."

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen..."

"Suit, Spade, Heart, Club, Diamond, Spider, Solitaire, Fiftea, Topicka, Uno..."

Peanut and Grape have spent all this time worrying themselves sick over how many pups there are supposed to be, but the fact of the matter is, if there really was a 4th missing pup, it would be long gone by now.

At least, that's usually what we just assume if a pup goes missing for the better part of a day out where I live.

Iceheart wrote:

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:

Xane wrote:"And then there's Pawn, Bishop, Knight, Sorry, Mono and Poly (the twins!), Parcheesi, Snakes, and Ladders!"

"and Queen, and Jack, and Pimento, and Pickle..."

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen..."

All of this is running through Peanut's mind right now

Iceheart wrote:

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:

Xane wrote:"And then there's Pawn, Bishop, Knight, Sorry, Mono and Poly (the twins!), Parcheesi, Snakes, and Ladders!"

"and Queen, and Jack, and Pimento, and Pickle..."

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen..."

also Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy, and Doc. Don't forget them.

And Bob.

Someone throw water in Peanut's face, please... No, Olive, that's drool.

"No, wait! You need to give me their birth certificates!"

So Peanut is going to turn this into a nightmare for Grape. I can just tell :3

Argent wrote:And Bob.

Don't forget Temmie, Temmie, Temmie, Temmie and Temmie. Oh! Also Temmie.

Oh, Peanut, you still haven't stopped! That's so lovely to tell him, Grape. Ok, Bailey reminded you their names, but you shouldn't ask if they're just three. Why she has to wait? What else would you ask her?

Welsh Halfwit wrote:Someone throw water in Peanut's face, please... No, Olive, that's drool.

Eheh, I call for this too.

House42 wrote:

Argent wrote:And Bob.

Don't forget Temmie, Temmie, Temmie, Temmie and Temmie. Oh! Also Temmie.

dangit, I was just thinking that xD

Argent wrote:And Bob.

Matrix, Andraia, Enzo, Frisket, Dot, Phong, Mouse, Mike the TV, Scsi, Hack, Slash, Megabyte, Hexidecimal...

The funny thing is I don't even remember how many there are, so I don't know how this ends.

Xane wrote:"And then there's Pawn, Bishop, Knight, Sorry, Mono and Poly (the twins!), Parcheesi, Snakes, and Ladders!"

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:"and Queen, and Jack, and Pimento, and Pickle..."

Iceheart wrote:"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen..."

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:"Suit, Spade, Heart, Club, Diamond, Spider, Solitaire, Fiftea, Topicka, Uno..."

guru4567 wrote:also Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy, and Doc. Don't forget them.

Argent wrote:And Bob.

House42 wrote:Don't forget Temmie, Temmie, Temmie, Temmie and Temmie. Oh! Also Temmie.

Buster wrote:Matrix, Andraia, Enzo, Frisket, Dot, Phong, Mouse, Mike the TV, Scsi, Hack, Slash, Megabyte, Hexidecimal...

Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda, Ryu, Ken, Cammy, Sagat, M. Bison, Vega....

Saturn381 wrote:

Xane wrote:"And then there's Pawn, Bishop, Knight, Sorry, Mono and Poly (the twins!), Parcheesi, Snakes, and Ladders!"

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:"and Queen, and Jack, and Pimento, and Pickle..."

Iceheart wrote:"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen..."

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:"Suit, Spade, Heart, Club, Diamond, Spider, Solitaire, Fiftea, Topicka, Uno..."

guru4567 wrote:also Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy, and Doc. Don't forget them.

Argent wrote:And Bob.

House42 wrote:Don't forget Temmie, Temmie, Temmie, Temmie and Temmie. Oh! Also Temmie.

Buster wrote:Matrix, Andraia, Enzo, Frisket, Dot, Phong, Mouse, Mike the TV, Scsi, Hack, Slash, Megabyte, Hexidecimal...

Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda, Ryu, Ken, Cammy, Sagat, M. Bison, Vega....

AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!

D-Rock wrote:

Saturn381 wrote:

Xane wrote:"And then there's Pawn, Bishop, Knight, Sorry, Mono and Poly (the twins!), Parcheesi, Snakes, and Ladders!"

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:"and Queen, and Jack, and Pimento, and Pickle..."

Iceheart wrote:"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen..."

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:"Suit, Spade, Heart, Club, Diamond, Spider, Solitaire, Fiftea, Topicka, Uno..."

guru4567 wrote:also Dopey, Sleepy, Bashful, Happy, Grumpy, Sneezy, and Doc. Don't forget them.

Argent wrote:And Bob.

House42 wrote:Don't forget Temmie, Temmie, Temmie, Temmie and Temmie. Oh! Also Temmie.

Buster wrote:Matrix, Andraia, Enzo, Frisket, Dot, Phong, Mouse, Mike the TV, Scsi, Hack, Slash, Megabyte, Hexidecimal...

Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda, Ryu, Ken, Cammy, Sagat, M. Bison, Vega....

AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE!

How many people reading this comic do you think actually know who Maude is?

Iceheart wrote:How many people reading this comic do you think actually know who Maude is?

I'da know, how many people reading this comic do you think are confused as to why we just started randomly listing themed names for King and Bailey's apparently infinite kids and why that is 80% of this thread in the first place?

Boche, Hiroshima, Caroline, Savage Henry, Russ, Ron, Caroline, Caroline, and Caroline.

And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate ...
But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.
-Dr Seuss