Housepets!

King's got some pretty good ninja skills.

Freaking ninja King. I am loving this arc.

“King Milton: Dog Ninja” coming this summer to a theater near you

Also that is a really small grill considering how short King is.

I’ll be honest it took me like five minutes to figure out what just happened in that last panel.

Gale has her work cut out for her. It’s sad when King is more threatening than the wolves. King. KING.

Man, that’s a sharp spatula
impaling the tough tree there,
scaring the wiliest old Wolf
into seeing there's no Sausages spare.
King’s learned from his love,
the power of a precise blow.
It deals decisively with dangers
and puts on a shining show.
There’s a danger Dog in King,
a regal rigidity finally seen.
Now he’s mentioning Miles’ rules
the bangers are Baileys, she's his queen.

Catching a hot dog still counts as catching something, right? As a corgi father, you would think a hot dog would be the type of dog King would be the most ok with Jack eating. I wonder if in this arc we will see predators acting like, ya know, predators. It has been nearly ten years since we saw anything more lively then cibble get eaten.

Does parenthood give you like an eye on your back and ninja reflexes?

Welsh Halfwit wrote: King’s learned ,from his love,

Bailey was the proactive version of King.
Seem's she taught him to be as proactive as her.

Haha, King's little wiggly butt in the second panel

007a83 wrote:

Welsh Halfwit wrote: King’s learned ,from his love,

Bailey was the proactive version of King.
Seem's she taught him to be as proactive as her.

King’s all grown up.
Look at him. Grilling, being all Dad like, and throwing spatulas like kunai.
To quote Mushu, “My little baby off to destroy people.”

I have to wonder if King would've done that with any wolf that approached his barbecue, or just Miles' pack

I thought of this and had to do it. I’m sorry.

Nice knit, Fen. ...and, as to BBQing parents having eyes in the the backs of their heads, it's more like an intuition. Sort of a "Scooby" sense.

Spatula-jitsu!

Next: Ninja corgi vs Samurai Chef.

That is quite the skill. Wonder where he learned it?

I believe a course in utensil-weaponry is offered at the famous canine cooking academy, "Corgi-en-bleu"...

Title Text:ALSO I ONLY HAVE THE ONE HAND LEFT IF YOU PLEASE[/i]

...Then don't stick it on the grill...

Tail wiggle in panel two is 10/10

I also half expect King to pull out the Wuxi Finger Hold on the next wolf who tries to steal food off his grill~

King felt a disturbance in the Force and reacted accordingly.

Saturn381 wrote:King's got some pretty good ninja skills.

Too bad he never used them on Bino in that one early story arc.

You know, i admit i sort of want this to backfire on miles and the kids end up liking it better in the wild. Or something along those lines.

CanzetYote wrote:

Saturn381 wrote:King's got some pretty good ninja skills.

Too bad he never used them on Bino in that one early story arc.

That was before he started grinding ninja, obviously.

RockstarRaccoon wrote:

Title Text:ALSO I ONLY HAVE THE ONE HAND LEFT IF YOU PLEASE[/i]

...Then don't stick it on the grill...

He has claws!

I have a theory. Maybe King has always had these skills but never could use them before until now because they can only be activated when he's camping. When he's camping some dormant part of him awakens and survival instinct kicks in. Along with it comes expert ninja skills and grilling prowess.

When you think about it having ninja skills would explain how he survived going to prison twice.

The camping is going very nice. Yummy, there's good stuff! Whoa, King got some quick moves! Eheheh, sometimes Jack realizes the advantages of civil life and easy food. King, I'd suggest to keep those sausages and hamburgers away from the fat Daryl, too; I don't know who's more dangerous between him and Jack... About the alt-text, yeah, poor Jack has only one arm to be able to go hunt...

rickgriffin wrote:

RockstarRaccoon wrote:

Title Text:ALSO I ONLY HAVE THE ONE HAND LEFT IF YOU PLEASE[/i]

...Then don't stick it on the grill...

He has claws!

NO EXCUSES!

King eating up those super dad jokes like nobody's business. There won't be any left for Peanut Karishad and Max. Rick. :3

I guess it would have been too mean for the alt text to read "Reach over here again and you'll pull back another nub"

rickgriffin wrote:

RockstarRaccoon wrote:

Title Text:ALSO I ONLY HAVE THE ONE HAND LEFT IF YOU PLEASE[/i]

...Then don't stick it on the grill...

He has claws!

Can confirm that this works with nails, too, assuming you're quick and careful. Need to turn a tortilla on a super-hot comal? Use your nails.

The faster you are, the harder it is to burn!

There's also fur.