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Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:44 am
by NHWestoN
`cause we served it in a cauldron … had some left over from Halloween.

Waiter, my soup's got old library books in it!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:15 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Oh... please don't let anyone know you found 'em, they're long overdue and this restaurant can't afford the fine.

Waiter! There's an ancient civilization in my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:51 pm
by NHWestoN
So that's where Atlantis sank - Put that spoon down! Your dinner has just been declared an international archeological treasure.

Waiter, I've got a McDonald's in my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 1:58 pm
by OdedZeituni98
The fries would get soggy...

Waiter! There is an Ice Cream in my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 8:51 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
But that's Cream of 'Cream, as you ordered ;)

Waiter, Big Pharma has infiltrated my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:01 pm
by furrygamer793
No, just NO, I AM SO CHEESING TIRED OF THE STUPID SOUP ENDING UP WRONG, JUST. EAT. YOUR. SOUP!!!!!!!!! *the waiter quit his job*

Waiter, there's a Sony PS2 E.D.S. Robot in my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 5:47 pm
by NHWestoN
Well … I suppose … if it's not leaking ……….

Waiter! there's a pelican in my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:24 am
by furrygamer793
Again? I’ll get something for that. flipping pelicans

Waiter, there’s a thread revival attempt in my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2020 7:35 pm
by Vertigo Fox
They're in season, sir. Just shoot it.

AAh, waitah! WAITAH! Your family butler is in my soup. I beliiiieeeve I actually ordered the gardener.

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 6:14 pm
by NHWestoN
The chauffeur will arrive presently to take you to your new table, honored guest.

Waiter, there's a jack-o-lantern in my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 5:14 am
by IsraeliDisneyFan
this is because we are preparing for the Halloween season, you know!

Waiter! There is a sushi in my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2023 6:57 am
by NHWestoN
Well, it's not splashing all that much, is it?

Waiter! There's a tricycle in my soup!

Re: Waiter! There is a ________ in my soup!

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2023 1:27 pm
by NHWestoN
Yes, sadly our establishment is adjacent to The Family Circus despite our strict policy of no cross-overs between American sunday comics.

Waiter! There is an orca in my soup!