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2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:05 am
by D-Rock
[2021/04/13 - Road Hazard]
Title Text: oh hold on I need to stop by the rake factory

Road conditions; the greatest weapons made against the denizens of Hell.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:15 am
by IceKitsune
Well at least he's immortal? Or we would have one less demon to deal with.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:25 am
by dr_eirik
Might be funny if this is literally the last time we ever see NegaBreel.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:29 am
by Gbr23
Not the greatest road trip for Negabreel. Also... oh my, Breel is handling the pedals :lol:

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:32 am
by Welsh Halfwit
And now for the for the obligatory gag
as someone rides along under the car.
As Breel works hard down on the floor pedals
his negative brother worries ‘How far?’
You can almost feel sorry for Nega,
despite him being all out to murder Breel.
After all, this part was condemned to Heck;
I’d say that would have to change how you feel.
Keene’s living life in a road movie,
and he’s starting to get over the bumps.
But Breel’s hiding from half of himself
and now he’s gotta take his evil lumps...

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:50 am
by ProtoDot
Figuring out how to drive and beating on NegaBreel? Talk about killing two birds with one stone.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:45 am
by NHWestoN
Putting the "suspension" in "suspense" - try biting speedbumps, Neggie!

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 4:48 am
by SeanWolf
Now I wonder what would happen if they go down a flight of stairs.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 9:01 am
by Cloudspots
This is like a reverse horror film where the monsters just keep screwing up.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:06 am
by trekkie
Well,Nega, that could’ve gone better.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:59 am
by CunningFox
Want to drive though that cactus patch?

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:37 pm
by Harry Johnathan
I love the fact that Keene is standing on Breel to see and Breel is working on the pedals.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:57 pm
by dr_eirik
Rydr Warklub wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 12:37 pm I love the fact that Keene is standing on Breel to see and Breel is working on the pedals.
That could be, but i think he's just standing on the seat.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:03 pm
by Cesco
Ah, NegaBreel is going with them, in one of the least comfort ways to travel in a car. :P At least, he feels pain, but he's still a demon, so all that hurting isn't life risking to him. ;) Eheheh, now you can't do anymore your evil laugh. :P Yeah, Breel is using the pedals, and Keene is using the steering wheel. :D But, Keene, do you actually see speed bumps on the road ahead you? :roll: Maybe you're just too short to don't see much of it... :P

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 3:46 pm
by Startrekfan47
So I guess from now on we all read Nega's lines in Kelsey Grammer's voice in our mind's ears.Hate to think of the migraine this is giving Breel. He'll need the world's largest Tylenol.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:04 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
By the time that Keene and Breel end up getting to where they need to go, NegaBreel is gonna have the imprint of the underside of a Cadillac Escalade molded into him. :mrgreen:

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:43 pm
by trekkie
CunningFox wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 11:59 am Want to drive though that cactus patch?
Okay. Then we’ll have the car converted into a lowrider.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2021 8:20 pm
by NHWestoN
Amazee Dayzee wrote: Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:04 pm By the time that Keene and Breel end up getting to where they need to go, NegaBreel is gonna have the imprint of the underside of a Cadillac Escalade molded into him. :mrgreen:
He's gonna be " Pandemonium Pudding" !! ;)

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:47 am
by Amazee Dayzee
I don't think it would be a good idea to see what the result of that would be because it probably wouldn't be too pleasant. :?

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 10:52 am
by CunningFox
Breel seems pretty blunt with Keene here. An effect of being close to Negabreel?

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:18 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
I figured that he was just finding his voice. Hopefully he isn't having faint pains of being crushed by a 5729 SUV smashing down on him.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:39 pm
by LunarFox
Is the kind of creature NegaBreel is a bird joke (purple marten/martin)?

--
Putting yourself underneath a car
Really isn't going to get you far,
It might get you lumps on the head,
Good thing you're already dead.

Negabreel tries for some some sabotage,
But speed bumps quickly dislodge
A purple marten; Breel stomps the pedal,
NB's not glad to get bounced off metal.

Re: 2021/04/13 - Road Hazard

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:09 am
by Amazee Dayzee
It could be a possibility though purple martins aren't actually really purple.