Your Favorite Quotes

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:19 pm

Hot Fuzz

Gotta love Nick Frost, eh?

"YELLOW CAR"
- Niko Bellic

1boredcanadian · Post by **1boredcanadian** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 7:52 am

You still owe me a ten second car.

Its not a great line but its still my favourite

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:31 pm

"For Michael!"
--awesome Sony commercial.

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:53 pm

Penwrite wrote:"For Michael!"
--awesome Sony commercial.

I LOVE that commercial...

"Ga gwan, mah breda"
- Little Jacob (GTA IV)

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:07 pm

"Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comes up then the game stop then start up."-Denis Lemieux in Slapshot

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 2:44 pm

"Oh no... at 3am in the dark i accidentally hit M instead of N. Congrats on pointing that out, i wouldn't have ever noticed otherwise. Now i can get on with my life, safe in the knowledge that you, an Internet Hero, were able to point out such a mundane fault."

- Some guy on Youtube

Medli · Post by **Medli** » Sat Oct 08, 2011 11:35 pm

"When the connection sucks like a straw, everything is pacman"
-Some internet dude.

(Aaron, shhhhh. > 3 >)

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:12 am

Medli wrote:"When the connection sucks like a straw, everything is pacman"
-Some internet dude.

(Aaron, shhhhh. > 3 >)

That makes so much yet so little sense. Still love the quote, and the person who made it is no doubt a genius.

Onlythebassist · Post by **Onlythebassist** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:33 pm

Little bit of history for you - Winston Churchill was at a party and drinking heavily when a woman came over to him and said,

'You sir, are drunk'

To which Winston replied (and here's the quote)

'And you, madam, are ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober'

What a legend

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:34 pm

I love that quote although from what I understood it was a reporter, and she commented on how he showed up to parliament drunk. His response was "Yes, but tomorrow, I shall be sober, and you mam will still be ugly."
Also he once said "Although I am content with modern explosives, I don not believe we should stand in the way of progress."

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:27 pm

"The pain you feel today, will be the strength you feel tomorrow."

Robert Moore 2010~

Mettlebird · Post by **Mettlebird** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:25 am

"I am not the woman, therefore I do not make the sandwich." Me to my mom as a joke when she said she was too lazy to make me a sandwich. xP *brick'd*

"Steve Irwin died like he lived. With animals in his heart." Idk who, I found it on the interwebs. DON'T KILL ME, I LOVED STEVE IRWIN. I just found this a bit ironic!. (morbid sense of humor)

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 5:30 pm

Mettlebird wrote:"I am not the woman, therefore I do not make the sandwich." Me to my mom as a joke when she said she was too lazy to make me a sandwich. xP *brick'd*

"Steve Irwin died like he lived. With animals in his heart." Idk who, I found it on the interwebs. DON'T KILL ME, I LOVED STEVE IRWIN. I just found this a bit ironic!. (morbid sense of humor)

if we didn't laugh at the morbid stuff we'd go crazy.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Oct 16, 2011 6:48 pm

"What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, "I'm afraid of getting cut." When you attack, "I'm afraid of cutting someone." Even when you try to protect someone, "I'm afraid of letting them die." Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, "I won't let them cut me." If you protect someone, "I won't let them die." If you attack, "I'll cut them." Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" - Urahara Kisuke (gotta love him! ^^)

Penwrite · Post by **Penwrite** » Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:46 pm

"Haha! The fun has been doubled!"
--Princess Luna

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:32 pm

"I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies." - Kakashi Hatache

I swear, if I ever go into teaching, this'll be what I'l do on my first day.

Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:38 pm

If I go into teaching, I'll yell "POP QUIZ" then say, "wait, I forgot a word." this will either be followed by me saying "soda pop quiz" or "pop culture quiz."

and back on topic:

"Bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips " - Epic Meal Time.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:13 pm

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
-Anton Chekhov

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:33 pm

"dude, where's my car?"

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:52 pm

"It's terrible, she has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like cinnamon!!!"
"I woke up in a japanese family's rec room, and they would not stop screaming"
both from Anchorman

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:26 pm

"if he's always watching over us, then how will he sleep?"
"But he never sleeps, Christ is always there for us. and-"
"Hah! Now that's just what we need, a sleep crazed god running among us!"
(Viking talking to missionary; Beowulf and Grendel)

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:17 am

(To Rukia Kuchiki) "If you ask anyone to name a universal rule that governs animals and humans alike, I bet you most people would answer "survival of the fittest". There are strong people and there are weak people. At a glance, it looks like the difference is pretty clear-cut. But the truth is, there's a lot more to it than just a simple battle of "strong" against "weak", of kill or be killed. You must understand what I'm talking about too, right? The true meaning of "survival of the fittest" isn't as simple as all that."- Riruka Dokugamine

GameCobra · Post by **GameCobra** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:07 pm

"Someone once called me Phoenix Wright with muscles. I called them an ambulance" - She-hulk

"Burt! They're under the ground! They're. Under. The. Ground!" - Val to Burt in Tremors

"Get Down." - T-800 before shooting the T-1000

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:41 pm

GameCobra wrote: "Get Down." - T-800 before shooting the T-1000

it's got nothing on "see you at the party Richter"

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:46 pm

"Ha HA HA HA! Humor: I love it! WEEEEEEEEE!"
(Data, Star Trek Generations)

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:30 pm

"Do it for the story"-Me

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:53 pm

"My name is Keri,
I'm so very
Fly oh my it's a little bit scary
Boys wanna marry
Lookin' at my dairy
And you can stare but if you touch it imma Farry
Pretty as a picture
Sweeter than a swisher
Mad cause I'm cuter than the girls that's with ya
I don't gotta talk about it Baby you can see it
But if ya want I'll be happy to repeat it"- Keri Hilson.

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:06 pm

"I'm... making a documentary."

"A documentary? About what?"

" ... Hotels."

-Jay and Jessica, Marble Hornets

(*psst* Jay. I don't think she bought it. =P )

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:15 am

If life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons-Bo burnham

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:11 pm

"its tradition Worf! You of all people should understand that."
"I WILL. NOT. DO IT!"
"Wont do what Mister Worf?"
"Captain, I do not think its appropriate for a Starfleet officer to appear... naked."
"C'mon! A handsome strapping fellow like you? What would you be afraid of?"
(Star Trek: Nemesis, Dianna begs Worf to follow Betazoid marriage ceremony
traditions just before Picard enters)

JohnWillow · Post by **JohnWillow** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:02 pm

Man, there are so many that i love but i guess these are in my top ten.

"All the world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you, but first they must catch you" - Watership Down

"It's amazing, Molly, the love inside, you take it with you" - Ghost

"Of course it's inside your head Harry, but why does that make it 'not real'" - Harry Potter and the deathly hallows

"Dont you believe there's more to life than being...really, really...ridiculously good looking!" - Zoolander

"I kill a dozen mob bosses and nobody makes a fuss because 'It's all, part of the plan' but if i say i'm going to kill one little mayor, well then EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!" - The Dark Knight (though i'm not sure this is the right wording)

"Oh, how shall i do it....OH....I KNOW...i'll turn him into a flea, A, Harmless, Little, Flea, and then i'll put that flea in a box, and then i'll put that box inside another box, and then i'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives *laughs* i'll smash it with a HAMMER!" - the emperors new groove.

"I've spent my life counting other people's money, people i'm smarter than, better than, and all i ever think is, where's my share, where's Leo Bloom's share...why, i want...I WANT...EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN IN THE MOVIES!" - The Producers (1970's)

"I dont want to survive, i want to live" - Wall-E

"How are we going to tell his mama he came all this way, just to kill himself" - Happy feet

"Hey...you're meant to be my lab partner"
"I am"
"No you're not...you're disloyal" - Fantastic Mr Fox, the detatchment of emotion is what makes this movie funny.

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:20 pm

I just remembered the best quote ever!
"THERE CAN ONLY BE OONE!!!"-The Highlande

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 3:38 pm

"Let us embrace the sweet self-destructive oblivion and strike back at a world that was never meant for us"

"Never let the consequences disuade you from the action"

two more sethisms

"We all know how we're gonna die baby, we're gonna crash and burn"-some sound bite at the beginning of Sick bubble gum by Rob Zombie

Coatl_Ruu · Post by **Coatl_Ruu** » Sun Nov 13, 2011 10:48 pm

"Measure twice. Label clearly. Eat elsewhere. The three rules of the chemist."

- Kvothe, The Name of the Wind

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 3:42 pm

"The State is like a vast slaughterhouse or an enormous cemetery, where all the real aspirations, all the living forces of a country enter generously and happily, in the shadow of that abstraction, to let themselves be slain and buried."

"when the people are beaten with a stick they are not much happier when it is called "the people's stick"

Both by Russian anarchist Mikhail Bakunin

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:46 pm

"Fido, if you don't go and stop this right now, I am going to make you never born!"
"D... Don't you mean "wish I was-"
"NO!"

Russiarules1 · Post by **Russiarules1** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:43 pm

Tattorack wrote:"Fido, if you don't go and stop this right now, I am going to make you never born!"
"D... Don't you mean "wish I was-"
"NO!"

I have heard that one before... but where?

Tattorack · Post by **Tattorack** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:44 pm

I have heard that one before... but where?

http://www.housepetscomic.com/2011/05/3 ... o-take-ii/

TensaZangetsu · Post by **TensaZangetsu** » Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:54 pm

Tattorack wrote:
I have heard that one before... but where?

http://www.housepetscomic.com/2011/05/3 ... o-take-ii/

Me thinks he was kidding

MChammerpenguin · Post by **MChammerpenguin** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:03 am

"Don't wait for me you've got a lot to do, you've got a lot to be and in the end maybe I'll see you there."
Heard that one while I was walking around today. Name the band (without a search engine preferably) and you get a delicious internet cookie