D-Singer wrote:Keeshah wrote:I think we have just found are afternoon fun, Sir Blood!
“Rrrr! This isn’t-!“ Blood received another falling projectile to the face, cutting off his sentence.
Well I'M having fun! Rav barks excitedly.. getting a hold of a goose, only to be wing buffeted nearly senseless.
Honk Honk Git your stinking paws off me you dang dirty dog..! an flys off leaving a trail of feathers..
Ack.. It's so hard to get ahold of them, with out snapping them in half. or ringing there lil necks for them..Rav mutters, staggering around aimlessly..
D-Singer wrote:Another two swooped down, but this time clumsily attempted to stop mid-air as the agitated attack dog threw his head forward, jaws parted and teeth gleaming. His canines came together with a sharp *SNAP!*, catching a few more unlucky feathers.
Rav makes a flailing airborne leap at the ducks as Blood makes them veer off there flight paths,
Ending up sprawled out on the ground with a thud.
D-Singer wrote:“*PFFFT!*” Blood spat and snarled as he kept dodging, swiping, and snapping at the aggressing ducks, who by now were keeping their distance from the two in order to avoid losing any more feathers.
“You chose the wrong dogs to screw with ducks, just back the **** off!!” Blood threatened again, then muttered to Rav, who he was now beside.
Rav cackles manically, as he gets up off the ground. one arm around the body of a Duck, pinning it's wings down. while he has a hold of the ducks bill in his other hand, ready to twist it's head off.
I wonder if ducks run around like chickens when you pop their head off?
Rav says darkly, as the captive ducks eyes go wide..
Rav looks up at the sky where the ducks an geese are circling way higher now..
So Now duck, Why are you attacking us? don't you know we will turn you into duck ala'orange?
Quack your raid are nests! steal things..
Rav tilts his head off to the side in puzzlement..
No I haven't, we haven't we just got here after all..
You do it! QUACK! all you pets, you come an destroy nests an take stuffs.
Are you sure that it wasn't feral's that did that? The pets around here are pretty docile to a fault.
QUACK. it was fancy collared pets!the duck protests..
Rav rubs his brow with his free hand, as if he suddenly has a headache..
Let me guess, there were Cats involved.
QUACK yes! but dogs helped!! they distracted us with talking, an the cat wreaked an stole the nests!!
Freaking cats! there always doing something that causes trouble for us Dogs.. Rav Yelps, showing his bias against felines..
D-Singer wrote:“Geez, where’s the freaking animal cops when you need em’? This is the type of interesting banana they should be dealing with.” Blood dodged again, and threw back another rock that’d missed him.
Climbing out of the Lime green van at the entrance to the park, as if right on Q'
Hey you! Bad Dog! stop throwing things at those birds.. Just what do you think your doing? An you.. is that a duck? Bad dog!! Let that duck go now! there's no hunting allowed here!
Rav lets the Duck go an facepaws..
Muttering up to Blood.
Whiles you at it, why not try to summon up Diablo to say we won a romantic nite with a pack of hellhounds...