Chat Thread 36: Get Off My Lawn!

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:07 am

KizerZin

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:10 am

Wanderer wrote:KizerZin

Yeah, that's the first person I thought of.

Athodyd · Post by **Athodyd** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:11 am

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:25 am

The difference being that I actually mean it (only not really). In other words, there's no real difference, but I can't think of anything to say so I decided to say there is for the sake of being contradictory.

Oh, and something about souls.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:34 am

Athodyd wrote:Heh.

Life complete, best joke yet.

BBC's was pretty good, too, actually.

The best part of it is how it's filed under "UK" rather than "World"

McFly · Post by **McFly** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:37 am

Psykeout wrote:
Athodyd wrote:Heh.
Life complete, best joke yet.

BBC's was pretty good, too, actually.

The best part of it is how it's filed under "UK" rather than "World"

I'll admit, that is actually kinda funny.

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:47 am

Psykeout wrote:
Athodyd wrote:Heh.
Life complete, best joke yet.

BBC's was pretty good, too, actually.

The best part of it is how it's filed under "UK" rather than "World"

Hahahahaha, that's awesome!

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:48 am

Awesome?! Were all dead, man!

Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:56 am

I was dead before. It's not that bad. I got better.

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:57 am

You must learn to embrace death. Death is your friend.

Well, not always. You usually have to beat him in a game of chess first, but after that, it's all good.

Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:59 am

Death hates me. He always tries to get me but I send a clone instead.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:59 am

It is not death to know this, but to know
That pious thoughts, which visit at new graves
In tender pilgrimage, will cease to go
So duly and soft, and when grass waves
Over the past-away, there may be then
No resurrection in the minds of men.

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:02 pm

I was going to pull a prank on Death but the earth exploded.

Well played Death...

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:07 pm

Guys death is a lady.

Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:10 pm

Psykeout wrote:Guys death is a lady.

Death is whatever the **** it wants to be, Psyke. Don't lump Death into your preconceived notions of "gender".

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:11 pm

Well, yeah. Of course.

I dated her in high school.

Okay, so it was an unconfirmed date that became a "rain check" (though I distinctly remember that it was quite sunny that day) that became a feigned amnesia of who I am that never really happened.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:13 pm

This isn't French class!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORsFFjt1x6Q

click on that www link under my name

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:13 pm

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote:I was dead before. It's not that bad. I got better.

I was dead BEFORE it was cool

.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:14 pm

I have plenty of dead jokes that aren't forum appropriate.

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:20 pm

Do they relate to babies?

KJOokami wrote:So this morning at about 4am I came up with the brilliant idea to pretend to be some kind of great, evil... thing in all of my posts for today (to compliment my avatar, location, and signature).

Now that it's not 4am, I've realized that that's dumb (and against the rules, I think; that would count as RP, right?), so I'm not going to do it.

Just thought you should all know. ... that your souls have been spared!

Honestly today it's not a big deal. Go ahead and be ridiculous.

Athodyd wrote:Heh.

I saw this. It's completely awesome.

Psykeout wrote:
Athodyd wrote:Heh.
Life complete, best joke yet.

BBC's was pretty good, too, actually.

The best part of it is how it's filed under "UK" rather than "World"

Gotta love brief news.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:21 pm

Hehe dead baby jokes most people heard them but they're still fun to tell.
Gotta love 'em.

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:23 pm

Not here they're not, though.

Actually... Rick just told me for April Fool's Day the forum has a minimum rating of PG-13. You get in trouble for not being inappropriate.

[imghttp://ohgodwhy.com/images/horriblegrosssmuttybloodygore.jpg[/img]

(PS. Not really.)

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:25 pm

lol that link offered me free Christian dating.
OK so dead baby jokes are allowed?
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:27 pm

No, they really aren't. That was a joke.

McFly · Post by **McFly** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:28 pm

Sleet wrote:No, they really aren't. That was a joke.

I knew it!

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:32 pm

Aw I was looking forward to posting gore.
I joke

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:33 pm

Sleet wrote:Honestly today it's not a big deal. Go ahead and be ridiculous.

Oh, I'm always ridiculous. :p But I've already broken character several times, so I think the opportunity has passed.

If I wanted to salvage it, I'd have to resort to that cheesy, overused schtick of thinking of my evil persona as a second personality that just as I think it's gone, suddenly comes back and ta-AKES - GAH - OOOOooovEEEERRRrrAAAAAAAAAAHH...!

...

... ... ...

...

Silence, mortal. You have no more place here.

(No, seriously. I'm not gonna go down that route. That was pretty bad. XD)

Post by **Dissension** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:36 pm

Wanderer wrote:How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?

A deceased baby will be apnic and show asystole on the cardiac monitor. The classic signs of death also apply: rigor mortis, lividity, absence of an organ necessary for life (brain, heart, lungs, etc.). As children are typically robust and may have a positive outcome even after extended "down time," resuscitation should not generally be discontinued outside a hospital setting unless the patient presents with symptoms incompatible with life (as those listed above).

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:38 pm

Anti-jokes amuse me more than regular jokes.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:57 pm

They require more musement though.

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:56 pm

So apparently Tony Hawk's 900 has finally been beaten. A 12-year-old successfully landed a 1080 a few days ago.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:10 pm

Sleet wrote:So apparently Tony Hawk's 900 has finally been beaten. A 12-year-old successfully landed a 1080 a few days ago.

At first I thought you were lying but then I saw it was not Pea, but Sleet.
That's pretty cool I guess.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:15 pm

Psykeout wrote:
Sleet wrote:So apparently Tony Hawk's 900 has finally been beaten. A 12-year-old successfully landed a 1080 a few days ago.
At first I thought you were lying but then I saw it was not Pea, but Sleet.
That's pretty cool I guess.

I'm a skateboarding expert didn'tcha know

Sleet wrote:Not here they're not, though.

Actually... Rick just told me for April Fool's Day the forum has a minimum rating of PG-13. You get in trouble for not being inappropriate.

[imghttp://ohgodwhy.com/images/horriblegrosssmuttybloodygore.jpg[/img]

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but fun fact: there's exactly one image on ohgodwhy.com and that would be an amusing filename for it.

Syekowt wrote:

I think the best April Fools' jokes are ones like this that are still funny even if they obviously aren't going to pass as true for one moment
Oh this is another one courtesy of TeeVee Troupes

wrote wrote wrote:In 2008, the Puzzle Pirates staff "accidentally" allowed everybody to read a (fake) staff-only forum, which was filled with posts like "Bug report: My 'send instakill' button is grayed out."

I've never played this game but that sounds fairly clever

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:52 pm

It's so annoying that you three have switched some of the avatars in your rotations to eachothers. ><

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:56 pm

Tiggy wrote:It's so amazing that you three have switched all of the avatars in your rotations to eachothers. ><

I used my mod powers to fix this.

0404 · Post by **0404** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:58 pm

Mods are the big kids in playground... ? (or guys with a gun)

Kitela · Post by **Kitela** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:01 pm

texascat018 wrote:Mods are the big kids in playground... ? (or guys with a gun)

Both of those

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:05 pm

We're the people with the superiority complexes.

Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:06 pm

Sleet wrote:We're the people with the superiority complexes.

and that makes us much better than you.

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:07 pm

I just can't take that seriously with your Crackle avatar.

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