Chat Thread 36: Get Off My Lawn!

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:42 am

Sleet wrote:They taught us to roll in taekwondo, but I doubt it's as exhaustive as the rolling training people who learn parkour get.

Rolling is the most efficient mode of transportation. It can get you to the castle town from the forest before the sun goes down!

0404 · Post by **0404** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:46 am

Inali wrote: I haven't done any parkour in a long time, so I'm not in any shape to do it at the moment. I'll try to get back into it this summer on my days off. Hopefully I'll learn some new techniques too.

Teach me!!

Mirror's Edge :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYYlfDvhSQw

Sleet wrote:They taught us to roll in taekwondo,

can I expect Sleet with black belt?
I haz 1st poom red and black.

Post by **Sleet** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:59 am

Second-degree.

Psykeout wrote:
Sleet wrote:They taught us to roll in taekwondo, but I doubt it's as exhaustive as the rolling training people who learn parkour get.
Rolling is the most efficient mode of transportation. It can get you to the castle town from the forest before the sun goes down!

No, spinning and then jumping is!

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:08 am

Sleet would probably beat me up if we ever met.

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:00 pm

aw ye guys Marry Poppins is on TV ye ye ye.

CaptainPea · Post by **CaptainPea** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:08 pm

Sleet wrote:They taught us to roll in taekwondo

Sleet had to take 10 baths to get all the taekwondo out

Psykeout wrote:aw ye guys Marry Poppins is on TV ye ye ye.

Arr, ye scalawags

0404 · Post by **0404** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:35 pm

Dubiousity wrote:Sleet would probably beat me up if we ever met.

hes a nice guy, no worries

~~what to do with 10 baths and "They taught us to roll in taekwondo"?~~ I get it

ahh another 'you made my day' joke.

HAVE A HAPPY EASTER GUYS!
EASTER EGG

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:14 pm

CaptainPea wrote:
Sleet wrote:They taught us to roll in taekwondo
Sleet had to take 10 baths to get all the taekwondo out

If there is a pun to make Pea will find it.

he is the pun king.

sonic id furreh!!! · Post by **sonic id furreh!!!** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:41 pm

Psykeout wrote:
Sleet wrote:They taught us to roll in taekwondo, but I doubt it's as exhaustive as the rolling training people who learn parkour get.
Rolling is the most efficient mode of transportation. It can get you to the castle town from the forest before the sun goes down!

doing back flips is even faster

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:51 pm

Nah, riding on my giant scorpion named Krondor the Destroyer of Worlds is the fastest mode of transportation. And it helps keep that pesky Skypenet off my back.

0404 · Post by **0404** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:01 pm

Imagine your scorpion biting me. *Dead* no offence, I think that your scorpion will be great self defense weapon just like spider in homealone movie.
and pesky skypent what??
from now, I'm using red, white blue as my colour temporary.

sonic id furreh!!! · Post by **sonic id furreh!!!** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:26 pm

The Grey Wolverine wrote:Nah, riding on my giant scorpion named Krondor the Destroyer of Worlds is the fastest mode of transportation. And it helps keep that pesky Skypenet off my back.

uhh... d-do you know what we're talking about? >.>

0404 · Post by **0404** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:29 pm

sonic id furreh!!! wrote:
The Grey Wolverine wrote:Nah, riding on my giant scorpion named Krondor the Destroyer of Worlds is the fastest mode of transportation. And it helps keep that pesky Skypenet off my back.
uhh... d-do you know what we're talking about? >.>

WE TALK ABOUT ANY RANDOM STUFF AT ANY RADOM MOMENT.

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:01 pm

Psykeout wrote:he is the pun king.

I'm pretty sure he's a pea, actually.

sonic id furreh!!! · Post by **sonic id furreh!!!** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:15 pm

texascat018 wrote:
sonic id furreh!!! wrote:
The Grey Wolverine wrote:Nah, riding on my giant scorpion named Krondor the Destroyer of Worlds is the fastest mode of transportation. And it helps keep that pesky Skypenet off my back.
uhh... d-do you know what we're talking about? >.>
WE TALK ABOUT ANY RANDOM STUFF AT ANY RADOM MOMENT.

never mind -_-

0404 · Post by **0404** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:22 pm

sonic id furreh!!! wrote: never mind -_-

Sorry, didn't meant to be mean.

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:57 pm

sonic id furreh!!! wrote:
The Grey Wolverine wrote:Nah, riding on my giant scorpion named Krondor the Destroyer of Worlds is the fastest mode of transportation. And it helps keep that pesky Skypenet off my back.
uhh... d-do you know what we're talking about? >.>

Of course I do, after Skype took over the world in 2066 and destroyed most of the people on earth, they have been hunting the rest of us down to kill and consume for POWER! This was clearly a discussion about the fastest way to evade Skypenet security drones.

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:08 pm

The Grey Wolverine wrote: Skypenet

Horrible, horrible pun.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:10 pm

Dubiousity wrote:
The Grey Wolverine wrote: Skypenet
Horrible, horrible pun.

It's not a pun
the threat is real

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:12 pm

Yes, now hurry! RUN FROM SKYPE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:18 pm

Is there going to be a John Connor to form a resistance against Skypenet?

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:20 pm

No nononononono, they used science to eradicate him long ago.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:24 pm

Uhhhhhh, then we need someone else or we're all doomed. Do we have a volunteer?

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:26 pm

I'm up for it
though as we've discussed before the extent of my plan would be to throw rocks at it

0404 · Post by **0404** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:28 pm

Uncle Sam wants you to join US Force to fight back skypenet.

KJOokami · Post by **KJOokami** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:41 pm

What? No! Uncle Sam is the one behind Skypenet!

I say we all meet up in Norway to discuss the downfall of America to Skypenet's obscene dictatorship.

Wanderer · Post by **Wanderer** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:47 pm

But Norway was run over by Sweden. Sweden now controls all of Western Europe and made sure to keep out all migrants from entering.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:33 am

I knew Sweden would take over Europe one day...

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:59 am

Look guys, we just need to take a step back and look at the real enemies here.

The gnomes.

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:04 am

Dubiousity wrote:Look guys, we just need to take a step back and look at the real enemies here.

The gnomes.

Oh God not those... I would rather face a dark elf than a gnome.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:53 am

Gnomes are crafty, but not nearly as bad as Kobolds

Alastair · Post by **Alastair** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:28 am

A Kobold? Not sure if I know what that is.

Seth · Post by **Seth** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:39 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobold_(Du ... 6_Dragons)

Just a D and D reference

0404 · Post by **0404** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:40 am

Inali wrote:I knew Sweden would take over Europe one day...

No offence to these two guys,
Tiggy and Flint the squirrel is ~~Living~~ from Sweden. watch out for them.

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:57 am

Flint lives in North Carolina, I think. But is originally from Sweden!

Post by **Sleet** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:08 pm

He's a deserter. A traitor.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:11 pm

I've lived in the state that I am in for my entire life, but my parents first moved here when my mom was about 3 to 5 months along with me. I don't know the exact time.

The Grey Wolverine · Post by **The Grey Wolverine** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:06 pm

We must be careful around here, if we are discovered, my science may not be enough to keep the gnomes AND Skypenet away, but if I had the aid of the Dark Elves and the Blood Elves, but we need 10 spoony bards to aid us in the treaty.

Dubiousity · Post by **Dubiousity** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:44 pm

Sleet wrote:He's a deserter. A traitor.

But now he's on our side!

Psykeout · Post by **Psykeout** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:53 pm

sonic id furreh!!! wrote:
Psykeout wrote:
Sleet wrote:They taught us to roll in taekwondo, but I doubt it's as exhaustive as the rolling training people who learn parkour get.
Rolling is the most efficient mode of transportation. It can get you to the castle town from the forest before the sun goes down!
doing back flips is even faster

Was I the only person who wasn't super excited about Epona
I dunno man she was a horse and I guess that was cool but I had to pull out my ocarina and if I hit anything then It takes me like an entire minute to get back up to speed and I always try to use the bow while I'm on her back but it never really works out and ugh.

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