Corrupt a Wish

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 2:54 pm

Granted, it comes in an unbreakable box.

I wish I knew what my dog was thinking.

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:43 pm

Granted, but your dog thinks evil thoughts.

I wish I could meet Sasha.

Sun Sep 08, 2013 4:12 pm

granted: you meet the TF2 Heavy's gun from Meet The Heavy

I wish life were more like anime

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:33 pm

Granted, Erza (Fairy Tail) keeps beating you up.

I wish I had a pet rabbit.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:48 am

Granted. It's rabid.

I wish for a lifetime supply of chocolate.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 10:30 am

Granted, but you soon run out of freezers to store it and it all melts.... And ruins all of the things you have, including chocolate itself!

I wish for a monetary refund of all the chocolate I had to buy for Gecko.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:38 pm

Granted, your refund is Monopoly money (fake money).

I wish I was as skilled of an artist like Rick Griffin.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:20 am

Granted, but you're now living in 2013 BCE.

I wish I can get a better DSLR.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:33 pm

Granted but good luck getting a battery for it.

I wish for a spotlight.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:35 pm

granted , you're now being chased by helicopters in complete darkness , with the only light source bring from the helicopter themselves
I wish for a jumping egg

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:42 pm

Granted. It bounces up and smacsk you in the nose.

I wish I had a video camera to record that.

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:47 am

Granted. It has no batteries.

I wish for a wind resistant umbrella.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:26 pm

Granted, it's not hurricane resistant.

I wish I could be a good artist at anime.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:29 pm

Granted, you delve too deep into anime and become an extra in Naruto.
I wish I had a sensor room for first person games.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:36 pm

Granted, you're an intruder.

I wish some of my accounts weren't hacked

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:38 pm

Granted, but I quickly change that.
I wish water was free.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:47 pm

Granted, but now there's an app you must download before you can "freely" drink it.

I wish I had a catapult.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:48 pm

Granted, you become a failed prototype of Dennis the Menace.
I wish I could alter the weather.

RioluNation · Post by **RioluNation** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:52 pm

Granted, you killed some of the sea and land creatures.

I wish I could stop time when I wanted to.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:29 pm

granted , you can't return it to normal after you stopped it
I wish I don't have to worry so much about all the possibilities of the university somehow mess up and I suffer from it X_X

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Fri Sep 13, 2013 10:04 pm

Granted, but you forget to not mess up and suffer from it. (sorry i didnt really understand what you were asking for

)

I wish my pony could fly

huh...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 2:33 am

Granted...
Shoot it down. *rockets*
I wish more easy references like that came up.

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Post by **G'aunt_The_Overlord** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:35 am

granted, everything is a reference to something

I wish I was a hippopotamus

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:42 am

Granted, here come the poachers!
I wish Life was like a horror game.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:51 am

granted , you find yourself surrounded by zombies
objective : survive
available resources : 1gun and 3 bullets
level 1 : start

I wish I could play some other games beside the ones on GBA

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:06 am

Granted, it's a GameCube... But you can only play GBA games on the GameBoy player disc!
I wish I could sense people.
(Also, a gun and 3 bullets? Challenge accepted)

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:20 am

noooooo !

granted , you sense everyone , everywhere , and become paranoid because you think you're being watched all the time
I wish I can easily fix anything

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:25 am

Granted, but all your consoles cease to exist.
I wish some of the other threads were more active. (Wink wink)

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:10 am

Granted. But... it's only the not so secret threads of the Game Masters. DUN DUN DUNNNN!!!

I wish for a longer day.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:11 pm

Granted, but as a result the nighttime shrinks. Goodluck with 2-hour sleep for the rest of your life!

I wish for a postcard.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:15 pm

Granted, Dear VEB, stealing from your bank account, wish you were here!

I wish I had an advanced armor exo-skeleton.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:17 pm

grant , you become a cyber crab

I wish for a portal gun

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:35 am

Granted, I take it and Sparta kick you into a portal loop.
(We all know you would just use it as a shortcut downstairs or to the fridge anyway.)
I wish I had more stamina.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:41 am

granted , but you have less intelligence
I wish all the unwanted noise around my house just go away

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:44 am

Granted, a parade of violent ad looting mimes begins outside instead.
(The noise can't compare to what is where I am, Kids screaming a few doors away at 2am)
I wish I had the omochoa gun.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:46 am

granted , everytime you use it , a new omochao will appear next to you , and they will never go away MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
I wish I have control over the eclipse canon

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:50 am

Granted, but you must fight the biolizard in space alone, without the emeralds!
(Also renders the cannon useless without them)
I wish I controlled Perfect Chaos.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:03 am

granted , but then it turn against you , and destroy your airship with a single shot (hi eggman

)
I wish my house was on Angel Island

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:14 am

Granted, oh look the Master Emerald! *plummets as airship crashes into volcano*
I wish I could play the theme of Lava Reef on guitar. (I am so going to quiz you on sonic things

)

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:20 am

granted , you could play it....how it comes out is another matter
I wish you give up on your evil scheme