Attack the above poster

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:41 pm

I bury you at the beach just before the tide comes in.

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:04 pm

*becomes ghost*
haunts you forever,
foresee ghost hunters.
casually avoids capture

Post by **Render** » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:04 pm

I paint you all green and sell you as a christmastree.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:00 am

I smash you in the face with a really big chunk of cement.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:25 am

I push you into a pool of mercury.

Zrip · Post by **Zrip** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:49 am

I pelt you with hundreds of concord grapes.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:37 am

I drop an anvil over you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:42 am

Well it looks like your avatar is already subject to Amaterasu, so I will go with that.

Post by **Render** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 7:32 am

I let you being flogged till 3 am tomorrow.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:42 am

I attack you with spam messages.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:51 am

I attack you with a sock containing tinned Spam.

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:59 am

I bash you with a can opener.

Post by **Render** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:51 am

I cut you with the opened cans.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 1:30 pm

I lock you in the can.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:29 pm

I throw the shipping container of Canned Render at you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:36 pm

I make YOU eat it...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:36 pm

I make you eat HIM. Then I eat you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:39 pm

I throw up in your stomach, then tickle you.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:41 pm

I transform into a bird and poop you out onto a car windshield from high altitude, which is then cleaned.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:42 pm

I "accidentally" steer a passenger jet into a "bird". It can go back and land on one engine, don't worry.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:43 pm

That bird was a Phoenix. And there goes your fuel... And you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:45 pm

And all those super-rare trading cards you were keeping...

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:48 pm

I don't have any trading cards... Even prior to that!
... Are those RP characters I see In the plane?

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 2:58 pm

Yes, I'm the one in the asbestos suit and parachute.

I spear you with... Um... A spear on my way down.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:00 pm

SAMs firing in 3...2....1.....

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 3:04 pm

I tell Sam you're firing him and he hits you with his STRIKE! Placard.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:50 pm

i shoot an arrow into your knee

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:53 pm

Congrats with your new wife Welshy!

(To take an arrow to the knee is to be married)

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 4:55 pm

ACK!

I slap you for offending my wife...

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:00 pm

i take you in a pokemon game and make you battle a missingno *game crashes* ∞<¶†¥◆■¼¾¼•˛˘^µ…⇔♂;¨/}&(«ƒ÷

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:04 pm

WHAT? i'm not halfwits wife, i'maguy! takes your game system and stomps on it

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:07 pm

I'm not sure if that makes you two grooms or two brides.

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:12 pm

NOOO WELSH WAS INSIDE i super glue a medal rod to your hand in a storm *throws you outside*

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:15 pm

*gets struck by lightning* *becomes a super* I'ma comin for youuu >:)
*Throws lightning rod at Matthewolf and scores a perfect hit*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:17 pm

*Raikiri!*
I deflect it right back at you!

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:18 pm

*i absorb it*
*i fly low and eat Kyu in 1 bite while still in the air*

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:20 pm

I drain your chakra. Mmmmmm yummy snack.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:24 pm

i don't know what that is, so it does,'t affect me,:) digests kyuubi

matthew Wolf · Post by **matthew Wolf** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:26 pm

ACKKKZZZZZZZZAAA *pokes you and electrocutes you*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:27 pm

Fishes Kyuubi out by throwing a hook down your throat and activating a wormhole to Rats gut.