Bad Translation +35 later...
Bad Translation +35 later...
This stared in the Bad Translator thread, but decided it would be better if a seperated thread was started of it.
Basically I wipe out the text and replace it with whatever I get from 35 bing translation.
Enjoy!
First one I made:
His goon squad are robots?
Basically I wipe out the text and replace it with whatever I get from 35 bing translation.
Enjoy!
First one I made:
His goon squad are robots?
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The first one looks like it could be one of those poems that seem to try to make sense but nobody ever gets.
"An exclamation mark." Hahaha!
"An exclamation mark." Hahaha!
20th century fox? Given that this is the year 2020, that fox must be dead by now. Sadface! : (
I'm telling you, hyenas ARE canines too!
I'm telling you, hyenas ARE canines too!
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This is pretty cool. However, it belongs in Translation Projects, under Fan Projects. I am moving it there.
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Fox: The King is a great
Sasha: Source
King: I am a Pleuré
Fox: And the King. | The whole House! There is a reason.
King: All companies, at least for some of you?
Fox: There is no reason.
King: As soon as possible
King: Standard
Bailey: Special problems?
King: There are more for seals.
Bailey: *lifts eyebrow*
Bailey: Mattress
King: Free Wi-Fi.
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..... free wi-fi??? XD
Alright, the latest panel:
Alright, the latest panel:
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Waited with this one because lack of text.
Turned out that the comic after this one had totally no text whatsoever XD
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Hope you can read whats in the last panel because its really funny!
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ATTENTION !
ImageShack has decided to make old links invalid.
I have collected all old bad translations I could retrieve and posted them again. You can find them in this and the following post.
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This is so funny, I did this two now:
(klicking the strips leads to the originals)
ATTENTION !
ImageShack has decided to make old links invalid.
I have collected all old bad translations I could retrieve and posted them again. You can find them in this and the following post.
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This is so funny, I did this two now:
(klicking the strips leads to the originals)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLjO12AtsUs go to 0:43 =me after reading^
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0,5 beans dark matter. What a strange measuring unit...
I also find it hilarious as Grape screems at Peanut "I'm going to a wedding". The last panel is the best I think. They are really talking to each other.
Here is another one:
(klicking the strip leads to the original)
I love what Fox says, want it also! Rick, please do!
(What does the Fox say? XD)
I also find it hilarious as Grape screems at Peanut "I'm going to a wedding". The last panel is the best I think. They are really talking to each other.
Here is another one:
(klicking the strip leads to the original)
I love what Fox says, want it also! Rick, please do!
(What does the Fox say? XD)
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Oh crap, Peanut wants to eat Grape! o_o
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Unfortunately not in Germany! XD
Here I have the Double-Peanut-Strips:
(klicking the strips leads to the originals)
Here I have the Double-Peanut-Strips:
(klicking the strips leads to the originals)
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All this is very hilarious! Tarot sales adult dogs? And, Peanut has an husband (he's tired of Grape and Tarot...)? The fact that smoking is bad for you is like a fairy tale?
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Welcome to Palooka ville where everybody speaks half the sense!
(And darn! Kitch beat me to the translation...)
(And darn! Kitch beat me to the translation...)
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Wow, a music fan club XD
Everybody wants to listen to Queen, Hip Hop and Pink!
Everybody wants to listen to Queen, Hip Hop and Pink!
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I really wanted to do one. :3Tattorack wrote:Welcome to Palooka ville where everybody speaks half the sense!
(And darn! Kitch beat me to the translation...)
And do it anyway. You'd probably get something different.
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How do you do that by the way? Making hyperlinks of images?
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Remove the entire body? That sounds terribly creepy, Bailey, how does that correlate with a happy look on your face...? *inches away*Kitch wrote:I really wanted to do one. :3
And do it anyway. You'd probably get something different.
<badly translated part of comic...>
Also, I couldn't pass by that whole idea.
Now I can't stop seeing Bulgarians demanding spacecraft or ransom for something...
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Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Breakfast online?? How does that work!?
(And to my opinion, Windows works a lot better with a knife!)
Edit: Alright, for some reason the bad translator is acting up and has only been giving me blanks the whole time, but I'll try again tomorrow along with the new comic strip.
(And to my opinion, Windows works a lot better with a knife!)
Edit: Alright, for some reason the bad translator is acting up and has only been giving me blanks the whole time, but I'll try again tomorrow along with the new comic strip.
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-> [url=link...][img]imagelink[/ img][/ url]Tattorack wrote:How do you do that by the way? Making hyperlinks of images?
SO TRUE!Tattorack wrote:Breakfast online?? How does that work!?
(And to my opinion, Windows works a lot better with a knife!)
I know that. Sometimes it just don't like to work. Sometimes it helps to start it completly new in a new tab.Tattorack wrote:Edit: Alright, for some reason the bad translator is acting up and has only been giving me blanks the whole time, but I'll try again tomorrow along with the new comic strip.
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Tattorack wrote:...
Edit: Alright, for some reason the bad translator is acting up and has only been giving me blanks the whole time, but I'll try again tomorrow along with the new comic strip.
"TIIIGEEEER!" and "and friends" were doing that, eventually it decided to spit something out for the latter. Bad translator is even bad at being a bad translator!
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Finally, at long last!
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All images clickable for origine.
edit: no matter how many times I threw punch through the bad translator it stayed just punch...
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All images clickable for origine.
edit: no matter how many times I threw punch through the bad translator it stayed just punch...
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Leaving the Lord, you will get different answers.
To discover, to test this application.
In most cases, you can create more than one time in the response.
(You could probably run it several different times, and get different responses most times.)
To discover, to test this application.
In most cases, you can create more than one time in the response.
(You could probably run it several different times, and get different responses most times.)
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"Thank you for all the vomitting white."
Earl seems to have problems to tell apart their house from a subway station.
"There are some spelling errors." "Hi, Hi, Hi, (N) and 12 are not converted." So true Grape, su true.
SO great!
Every "Fish" resulted in "Fish"? Strange...
Here is the Halloween-Strip you left out:
If we continue this fast, we'll have translated everything quickly. Then we must find a way to bring them in order.
Earl seems to have problems to tell apart their house from a subway station.
"There are some spelling errors." "Hi, Hi, Hi, (N) and 12 are not converted." So true Grape, su true.
SO great!
Every "Fish" resulted in "Fish"? Strange...
Here is the Halloween-Strip you left out:
If we continue this fast, we'll have translated everything quickly. Then we must find a way to bring them in order.
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"and make friends" is... the only safe translation I got for that piece of dialogue. All the other ones were... unacceptable for this forum
EDIT: Verdict of the zoo arc: lots of untranslatable stuff with spelling errors XD
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I also like that sombody counted 25100 birds. xD
Here come the next'Opener of Ways' 'Lip Cream Color Distance'-strips:
I also have reveived a word that is not ok in the forums.
Here come the next
I also have reveived a word that is not ok in the forums.
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Render wrote:
Every "Fish" resulted in "Fish"? Strange...
Here is the Halloween-Strip you left out:
Yup, it never resulted in anything different. Gave up after 5 fish = fish results.
I have been using the arc archive pages, so the on-offs were excluded.
Tattorack wrote:EDIT: Verdict of the zoo arc: lots of untranslatable stuff with spelling errors XD
Bad translator is oddly critical of how bad it is!
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All images link to their original
Original title square bracketed "[]"
You will need to buy. [52. What Money Buys]
Go to the Zoo [Return To The Return To The Zoo]
To resolve this issue. [Craving A Raving]
We have the best discount. [The Proposal–I Mean Proposition]
And then directly. [Smile Though Your Heart Is Breaking]
Paksunahalist lodge [The Pachyderm Lodge]
Watch [On Purpose]
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Christmas Cards and Fire Ants? You get plenty of numbers...
Here the next three:
What is Spo talking about? The CIA? And Grape discovered a new shopping center.
Here the next three:
What is Spo talking about? The CIA? And Grape discovered a new shopping center.
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Apparently 5 is a number to be happy about and 30 isn't.
Thanks Bing, that clears up a lot in life ^^
Thanks Bing, that clears up a lot in life ^^
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That's odd. The only thing I get is "As a social problem, go back to school."Tattorack wrote:"and make friends" is... the only safe translation I got for that piece of dialogue. All the other ones were... unacceptable for this forum
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It is total random, what you get.
What I find odd is that you often get long sentences shortet very hard, sometimes only one word is the result. And if you translate one word only, the result is a full sentence...
Here comes Arc 01 Go here. [Imaginate!]:
In my opinion, the greatest thing is what Jill said and how Grape and Peanut react on the fact that they got only batteries instead of a new console. But it will work. xD
What I find odd is that you often get long sentences shortet very hard, sometimes only one word is the result. And if you translate one word only, the result is a full sentence...
Here comes Arc 01 Go here. [Imaginate!]:
In my opinion, the greatest thing is what Jill said and how Grape and Peanut react on the fact that they got only batteries instead of a new console. But it will work. xD
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Yeah I know, I can't get any of the results (or as similar possible) I had before anymore...Kitch wrote:That's odd. The only thing I get is "As a social problem, go back to school."Tattorack wrote:"and make friends" is... the only safe translation I got for that piece of dialogue. All the other ones were... unacceptable for this forum
EDIT: What the devil is Direct Water???
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