Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Render** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:01 pm

Granted, but there is some randomness what will be replenished. I'm kidding, it is totally random. And the delivery costs are extremely high.

I wish non of my food will ever expire.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:52 pm

Granted, it now spontaneously combusts as it ages instead.

I wish that I could walk twice as fast with half the effort.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:08 pm

granted, but you trip ofer your feet ALOT (every couple minutes)
i wist i was a pro mountian biker

G'aunt_The_Overlord · Post by **G'aunt_The_Overlord** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:52 am

granted but nobody cares about your skill.

[wish removed for controversial subject matter]
Mod Edit: Don't belittle or demean large groups of people, as the forums are meant to be enjoyed by everyone.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:06 am

[granting removed for the same reason]
I wish the population would stop rising.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:10 am

granted : <<<<WARNING : INCOMING METEOR SHOWER , IMPACT IMMINENT>>>

I wish things in life would just go my way for once

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:11 am

Granted, everything is too silent...
I wish I could see through walls.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:15 am

(as long as I'm not deaf , I'm of with that wish granted

)
Granted , you can , so well that the only way you can tell a wall is there is by slamming into it
I wish for a coconut on legs

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:17 am

Granted, it headbutts you constantly and stinks.
I wish I had more mobility. (Like flips and such)

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:21 am

ok ? that's one way of corrupting a wish I've never seen before

Granted ! but you lose your strength in return , you could still run , do all sort of acrobatic stuff , just.....don't get into a fight , just don't

I wish for a living ice cream corn

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:22 am

Ice cream and corn don't mix well, I needn't do a thing.
And you assume I can fight physically in the first place? Speed is lethality Serence.
I wish I had a better memory.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:25 am

*facepaw* I knew I mistyped something , and you're not Sonic , kyuubi

Granted , now you can't forget anything , ANYTHING !!!
I wish for a never ending LEGAL supply of electricity for my own

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:27 am

What?! I'm not Sonic?! I won't forget this!!

Granted, you just need to walk to the place to get it, say 500 miles.
I wish I could hold fire.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:30 am

granted , you could hold it , what happen to your hand/paw is another thing entirely
I wish for a golden apple

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:31 am

Granted, it's the apple of discord.
I wish you ate it.

Post by **Serence Frostbite** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:37 am

granted , but since I already am a creature of chaos , no harm was done

I wish to be a time lord

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:39 am

Granted, you cannot do anything to change the past due to the complexities of time travel removing your will to change something after you do it, so what you do never happens because after stopping it you never consider stopping it in the first place.
I wish time travel was less complicated.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:31 pm

granted, but now everyone does it, so it's no longer special
ii wish for my own Bender (robot from Futurama)

jrodsqod · Post by **jrodsqod** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:59 pm

Granted. He tries to kill you in your sleep.

I wish that all of Michigan wasn't under tornado watch. Although it would be cool to see one up north for once.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 5:15 pm

Granted, they arn't under tonado watch, they are in tornado evacuation stage, and you just say a triple tornado suck your house up and put it back down upside down

i wish i had no Acne

GeckoZY · Post by **GeckoZY** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:38 am

Granted. You are instead covered with boils.

I wish plants can survive longer unwatered. XD

Post by **Render** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:58 am

Granted, instead of dying, they become invisible after a while and start to smell...

I wish that I can read what Mods have changed. That might be interesting to know.

jrodsqod · Post by **jrodsqod** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:57 pm

Granted. They throw you off the forums for knowing too much.

I wish I was an airbender.

Post by **Render** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:27 pm

Granted. You can now bend the air. Unfortunately you are not able to breath bended air...

I wish that I would have new trousers.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:06 pm

Granted, they're the "popular" kind with all the rips and tears in them

i wish i could make my dad know when be's being hypocritical w/o me saying anything AND LEARN from it

jrodsqod · Post by **jrodsqod** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:50 am

ooooh. I dunno if I want to corrupt that one.....I'll grant it though, but just for one day

THE ENTIRE FORUM IS BANNED FOR FORGETTING THIS THREAD FOR FOUR DAYS!!!

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:52 am

Granted. Nothing more to say if we are all banned...

that includes you.
I wish I had a lifetime supply of coffee.

jrodsqod · Post by **jrodsqod** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:04 am

Granted. I've put it in this locked and secure safe with a voice-activated command that is programmed in Swahili.

(bahahaha! I mixed up the Ban Cannon and Wish Corruption threads! WHOOOOOOPS!! Tells you how much sleep I don't have)

Nevertheless, I wish that being tired would not have side effects of making someone stupid. (like myself)

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:06 am

Granted, now you have no excuse for that.

I wish I could speak in different languages.

Post by **Render** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 11:42 am

Granted. You do now speak in different languages. All muddled up so that nobody is able to understand you. You don't even understand yourself, as you do not know any of these languages.

I wish I won't freeze or feel hot anymore.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:20 pm

Granted, you lose all feeling, even joy.
I wish I had a longer weekend.

ArcFlight · Post by **ArcFlight** » Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:32 pm

Granted, time will pass 1/4 of normal speed from your perspective from now on.

I wish to be able to teleport wherever I want, whenever I want.

Post by **Render** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:07 pm

Granted, but you can only teleport your body, no cloth, not material, nothing else.

I wish that would need less sleep.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:20 pm

Granted, you never sleep again, and you off yoursself because you miss dreaming so much

i wish i could see what hell is like without actually having to spend eternity there

midnight2558 · Post by **midnight2558** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:43 pm

you get attacked by the devil

my wish is that dragons were real and the were friendly and you can ride them

PIERULEZ · Post by **PIERULEZ** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:49 pm

you fall off your dragon when you are high up in the sky

I wish housepets characters were real!!!

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:51 pm

Granted, but they ignore you.

I wish I could meet Sergeant Ralph.

(also, welcome to the forums midnight)

midnight2558 · Post by **midnight2558** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:56 pm

he does not have time to talk to you

my wish is that i have unlimited money

also thanks for the welcome Saturn381

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:59 pm

Granted, but now you don't know what to spend it on.

I wish I could meet Kevin.

(your welcome midnight)

PIERULEZ · Post by **PIERULEZ** » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:44 pm

He doesn't have time to talk

I wish for the power to get whatever i want by snapping my fingers