Attack the above poster

Post by **Render** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:38 am

*shooting dried peas at you with a blowpipe*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:55 am

*Takes a saw to your foot.*

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:38 pm

I stuff you in a freezer.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:10 pm

I pull you in with me.

Post by **Render** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:13 pm

I clamp your tail in a drawer.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:23 pm

I give you a tongue piercing. With a knitting needle.

Post by **Render** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:02 pm

My tongue piercing hooks into your pierced ears.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:15 pm

Welsh Halfwit wrote:*Drops you in a toaster.*

Assisting Welsh, I push down on the lever so you start toasting, (btw Nice one Welsh! *thinks of Render in a toaster* WIN!!! and alot of it *high fives Welsh*)

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:44 pm

RatHead wrote:
Welsh Halfwit wrote:*Drops you in a toaster.*
Assisting Welsh, I push down on the lever so you start toasting, (btw Nice one Welsh! *thinks of Render in a toaster* WIN!!! and alot of it *high fives Welsh*)

*Responds in kind. Gives Rathead a small slap simply to continue the game.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:02 pm

Thank you X3
*instead of kincking Welsh, i "kick" him with my toe , he moves 3 inches*

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:04 pm

I grab you and teleport us to the top of the Empire State Building where I drop you off the edge.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:07 pm

I trap you in your ultimate enemy - a Cement mixer. I add concrete.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:09 pm

I remove my BiG Red Button (R) from my furpocket and press it

The entire building blows up and collapses, and he and the cement mixer reach the ground before me

Hi high five Welsh slightly too hard only for the sake of continuing the game

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:37 pm

I dip you in liquid nitro.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:52 pm

I throw Omochao at you. Prepare to be annoyed for all eternity.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:36 am

I throw Karishad at You. Prepare for worse.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 3:47 am

I shoot back omochao with the corresponding gun.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 5:03 am

I paint a grenade up as a Dragon egg and give it to you to hold. "Peace offering?" I say before scuttling away with the safety pin.

Kyuunado · Post by **Kyuunado** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:17 am

I eat it and breath the explosion in your face. That's a spicy meatball! *you may or may not get the reference*

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:54 am

I squirt a 'fresh breath' spray into your mouth. You choke on it.

D-Singer · Post by **D-Singer** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:48 am

I spartan kick you into the pit of Encyclopeadia Dramatica. Have fun.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:54 am

I force you into the sunshine.

Post by **Render** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:13 pm

I squish you with a broom.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 1:27 pm

I pull your tongue until you're stuck in an 'Odie' impersonation.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:21 pm

I stuff you in a meatball sub.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:29 pm

I glue you to paper and grind you against wooden surfaces to smooth them.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:36 pm

I suffocate you with sand.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:39 pm

I use you to win first prize at a sandcastle building competition. It just requires a bit of alteration.

VEB152 · Post by **VEB152** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:51 pm

I point out the way you made that castle to the jury, leaving you without a prize

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 3:04 pm

I kick you into a bottomless pit.

Post by **Render** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 3:12 pm

I pour lots and lots of water on you.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:36 pm

i tie your ears together with your tongue and thenkick you down a flight of stairs

Hotep the psychic · Post by **Hotep the psychic** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:30 pm

I strap with 250 lbs of dynamite onto a shark on to a rocket and into an active volcano.

hypernovatic · Post by **hypernovatic** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:36 pm

I use Scorch Release: Halo Gale Jet Black Arrow Style Zero.

RatHead · Post by **RatHead** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:45 pm

I use you as litter in my litterbox |3 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hotep the psychic wrote:I strap with 250 lbs of dynamite onto a shark on to a rocket and into an active volcano.

DM2 for the WIN!

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:32 am

I pour the litterbox over you.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:34 am

I point the local beagles in your direction.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:38 am

The Beagles notice me and then I point back to Welsh and they then chase the little mouse.

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:40 am

I run into a mouse hole underneath your feet.

aBritishfox · Post by **aBritishfox** » Mon Jan 27, 2014 5:42 am

The beagles smash into the hole and get stuck, causing the oxygen levels to slowly depleat...slowly suffocating you.