Corrupt a Wish
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Granted but you bring back those creepy bug rock things from Apollo 18.
I wish for working headphones.
I wish for working headphones.
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You get two working phones shaped like heads.
I wish for the ability to shapeshift into anything I want.
I wish for the ability to shapeshift into anything I want.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted, but the process takes several days and is excruciatingly painful.
I wish for a dollar.
I wish for a dollar.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. Its superglued on your forehead.
I wish for Doug's nose to grow twice the size.
I wish for Doug's nose to grow twice the size.
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Granted - it grows twice the size of a half-sized dog's nose.
I wish for a pony.
I wish for a pony.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, it bites you.
I wish for a holiday
I wish for a holiday
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Granted, but it's a cheap and unauthentic American version.
I wish to get this game started up again.
I wish to get this game started up again.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted but the rules get changed to not allow corruption of wishes so it gets very boring very quickly.
I wish the other forums I comment on could be as active and awesome as the Housepets! forums.
I wish the other forums I comment on could be as active and awesome as the Housepets! forums.
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Granted - but everybody ignores your posts.
I wish I didn't worry so much about little inconveniences.
I wish I didn't worry so much about little inconveniences.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, but because you worry about them less, the people around you worry about them more. So everyone around you is worried
I wish that I could enter the game Okami and become a master of the brush skills!
I wish that I could enter the game Okami and become a master of the brush skills!
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted - you get the game, but you're terrible at it. On the other hand, you'll now make a wonderful hair stylist.
I wish I could relax whenever I want.
I wish I could relax whenever I want.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted. You now never want to relax and are never relaxed.
I wish my internet connection was not so slow and unreliable.
I wish my internet connection was not so slow and unreliable.
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Granted. Your internet connection is now randomly alternating between slow and unreliable. This extra service doubles the prive for it.
I wish for a somebody doing the dishes for me.
I wish for a somebody doing the dishes for me.
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Granted, but multiple people named Somebody show up, they get into an argument about who will do the dishes that they never get done. You can't even get into the kitchen to do it yourself now.
I wish for rain to be strawberry flavored
I wish for rain to be strawberry flavored
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Granted, but it also contains arsenic.
I wish I could salvage the art and writing from my laptop.
I wish I could salvage the art and writing from my laptop.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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(Good Job, you doomed the human race)Douglas Collier wrote:Granted, but it also contains arsenic.
I wish I could salvage the art and writing from my laptop.
Granted, but you were only able to salvage the art with it being black and white with no color and the writing is covering the art as well (which is very distracting)
I wish for the ability to remember everything.
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Granted, you remember everything... Everytime and only when you are soaking wet out in the rain at night.
I wish to have a hot cocoa.
I wish to have a hot cocoa.
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Granted, but it is so hot that it melts through your mug and spills everywhere.
I wish to be Batman.
I wish to be Batman.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
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Granted. Sorry about your parents. Also, you don't get Alfred's help.
I wish I was an otter.
I wish I was an otter.
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Granted, but then you get captured and sent to a zoo.
I wish I could meet Keene.
I wish I could meet Keene.
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Granted, you're an otter too and Keen visits you both in the zoo.
I wish for another cup of coffee.
I wish for another cup of coffee.
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Granted, but the coffee is so hot that you put it down, and leave the room while it cools. A little kid, in a somewhat Goldilocks-like fashion enters your house, and thinks your coffee is "Just Right". Therefore the coffee you wished for is gone.
I wish for a job in animation.
I wish for a job in animation.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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Granted - you are the cartoon being animated, and you always fail, Wile E. Coyote style.
I wish things would go the way I want them to.
I wish things would go the way I want them to.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Everything's perfect, but the split continuum causes all universes to stop existing.
I wish for a PFUDOR.
I wish for a PFUDOR.
All your acorns are belong to us.
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Granted. Your door says "phew" everytime it opens. (that's the best I could come up with)
I wish for a corrupted wish. (Ha! I've confused you so your mind will be occupied and you will be placed under my control, granting only yellow and/or purple fungus related wishes! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!)
I wish for a corrupted wish. (Ha! I've confused you so your mind will be occupied and you will be placed under my control, granting only yellow and/or purple fungus related wishes! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!)
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Granted. You get an...un-corrupted wish?
I wish for a bigger bed.
I wish for a bigger bed.
Hello, my baby
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
Hello, my honey
Hello, my ragtime gaaal
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Granted: Your bed no longer fits in your home, so you are forced to use it outdoors, at which point it's taken by the police for causing public disturbances, so now you have nothing.
I don't really want anything...
I wish for ultimate power.
I already gave y-
I wish for ultimate power.
I don't really want anything...
I wish for ultimate power.
I already gave y-
I wish for ultimate power.
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Granted, but your power is so great that you accidentally destroy everyone on Earth when you sneezed.
I wish I was alive again.
I wish I was alive again.
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Granted: I resurrect you in 3,000 years, but don't fix your decayed skin.
I wish Rock would fill his pool with Justin Beiber... and burn it.... buuuuuurn, Beiber... buuuuuuuuuuurn!
I wish Rock would fill his pool with Justin Beiber... and burn it.... buuuuuurn, Beiber... buuuuuuuuuuurn!
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Granted. You get torn apart by all of his "fans", though...
I wish for a new hull >.>
I wish for a new hull >.>
Yes, that is about the best thing to write that I could think of.
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Granted: A cruise ship falls from the sky onto your house.
I wish I was an anthromorphic cat.
I wish I was an anthromorphic cat.
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Granted: You have an entire neighbourhood of anthromorphic dogs chasing you.
I wish I had a better wish.
I wish I had a better wish.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Umm...
I wish I was muscular. Oh. Wait.
I wish I was tall. Oh. Riiight. Woo, 6'3"!
Umm... I'm all out of wishes.
I wish Dragon would stop complaining!
I wish I was muscular. Oh. Wait.
I wish I was tall. Oh. Riiight. Woo, 6'3"!
Umm... I'm all out of wishes.
I wish Dragon would stop complaining!
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Dragon gets everything her way. We are all now insignificant pieces of a celestial D&D Campaign.
I wish I significant.
I wish I significant.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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I put you on an empty planet. Now you're the most significant person there.
I wish I had a significant other.
I wish I had a significant other.
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Pete married you, enough said.
I wish I wasn't so lonely.
I wish I wasn't so lonely.
My tree now has a café in it. Yay?
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Granted: Duchess married you.
I wish I was a fish.
I wish I was a fish.
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Granted - you are a freshly caught sardine.
I wish everybody had the sense to not go through with crime.
I wish everybody had the sense to not go through with crime.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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Granted, the police are out of jobs and the judicial system collapses.
I wish I could rework my sleep schedule.
I wish I could rework my sleep schedule.
"Reality continues to ruin my life." -B. Watterson