Corrupt a wish!

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:10 pm

You do, but it gets more confusing and uhm.. you don't...

I wish Aaron didn't seem so down! (I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY! *cries*)

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:11 pm

granted. he is now floating high up in the sky, never to touch the ground again

i wish i had a segway

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:24 pm

The Jenie doesn't know what a Segway is. Should've been more specific.

I wish I could understand what Tobee said...erm, what?

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:48 pm

granted. now you understand everything he says, even if you really don't want to

i wish i had a flying car

Tiggy · Post by **Tiggy** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:49 pm

You do, but then again you won't be able to keep it, cause it flies away, and never returns, and it dies when it doesn't return, and you go sad!

I wish I didn't exaggerate when I grant wishes <.<

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:51 pm

granted. all your grantings are now in a n=boring, logical, monotone

i wish i could take pictures in outer space...in a space shuttle

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:27 pm

You can, but the shuttle runs out of fuel and energy.

I wish Competition was not so frustrating.

JOFOXX · Post by **JOFOXX** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:33 pm

Granted, but now it's just frustrating enough to keep you agitated.

I wish I could be at the midnight premiere of Starcraft 2 on the 27th.

Jimmy Jazz · Post by **Jimmy Jazz** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:35 pm

you are there, but you're locked in a glass box and can't play.

I wish that the ride to Ohio was shorter.

rempar11 · Post by **rempar11** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:09 pm

granted but the ride back is 10 times longer

i wish i was a dragon

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:59 pm

You are attacked by Swedish Vikings.

I wish that when racing is implemented into a game that is not based on it, that they didn't fail at it so much.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:25 pm

Granted. However, now games that aren't based in racing yet have it anyway go up in price for being amazingly good. The price goes so high that you can never afford to buy it!

I wish that the person who should corrupt my wish would corrupt their own wish instead.

rempar11 · Post by **rempar11** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 12:47 am

Wish can not be corrupted please call again between 10:OO am and 5 pm westurn pacific time

i wish for a new trikey :3

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 3:52 am

granted! but it explodes, and so do you.

i wish i could explode painlessly and without dying.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:33 am

Grrr...anted! In doing so you turn into this.

I wish for a cabbage pyramid!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:56 am

(awesome! i don't know who that dude is, but he looks awesome!)

granted! but they all roll over you.

i wish for less then three.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:26 am

You get -256,825,401. Now pay up.

I wish things never got old.

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:56 pm

Granted! Now everything is fresh and new and used over and over and over and over and over and becomes totally unoriginal

i wish I could go to Italy

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:58 pm

granted! but they all hate you there. :\

i wish i could go to some other place.

Buckdida · Post by **Buckdida** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:43 pm

Have fun on Pluto!

I wish I didn't have to make food before I ate it.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:51 pm

granted! but now its all undercooked.

i wish you would all go to my super special awesome "THE PARTY" RP in the RP section!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:18 pm

We all go there, turn around and leave.

I wish I had a more creative/imaginative mind so I could RP. If I were to try, I would defiantly disappoint myself. D:

The Game · Post by **The Game** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:27 pm

granted! you now have a super creative mind! (sorry, i just couldn't corrupt that one

)

i wish i was nicer

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:30 pm

You become so nice that you refuse to play a game meant to bring misfortune correctly.

I wish I could easily think up lines of text on a single topic.

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:32 pm

granted...oh wait, you can already do that. Wish declined!

I wish I'd stop taking these games so seriously...

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:39 pm

Granted, you start being a troll and breaking all of the rules.

I wish once I get into a topic, that it is not the only thing I can think about. 8-Bit music! >.<

44R0NM10 · Post by **44R0NM10** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:42 pm

granted. You are now thinking about a mirror...and it's refelecion. It is a little girl.

I wish I knew what you looked like in bioshock 2!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:44 pm

Granted, you are now horrified and have nightmares.

I wish more retro Megaman games are created, I don't care how cheesy the robot masters are.

KING-KAZMA · Post by **KING-KAZMA** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:33 pm

Wish granted but due to the abundance of retro Megaman games, the X series became the new 'retro,' which was fine until the net warrior series became the new 'retro' shortly after.

I wish I could visit different planes of existence.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:18 pm

You visit Limbo, you can never escape.

I wish you could escape.

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:45 am

Granted. He escapes by trading places with you.

I wish I'd never disappoint anyone.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:48 am

Granted but you'll never be happy cos you live your life for others only...

I wish I've got some creativity...

Onlythebassist · Post by **Onlythebassist** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:25 am

Granted, but the Genie has bad hearing and thinks you said CRATEivity and all you can think about is crates!

I wish for a swimming pool filled with cola.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:12 am

granted but only one little stroke in it show the stickyness of this stuff leaving you in disgust..

I wish I can understand/speak and write every language in existance

furryovrlord · Post by **furryovrlord** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:40 pm

Jakkal wrote:granted but only one little stroke in it show the stickyness of this stuff leaving you in disgust..

I wish I can understand/speak and write every language in existance

granted, you end up going off to visit the cannibal pygmy people in the amazon and end up getting yourself eaten
i wish i had my own internet

ZOMG A WAFFLE · Post by **ZOMG A WAFFLE** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 12:48 am

Wish granted, but a paradox is created.

I wish for cheez.

Jakkal · Post by **Jakkal** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:16 am

granted but you don't get cheese, you get cheez.jpg

I wish for moar mudkips

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:24 am

You get moar mudkips, but that's only pokemon there is now.

I wish I had a post count of 99999999999999!

Vadiant · Post by **Vadiant** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:52 am

Granted. However, you are then forced to make all those posts; and even by posting once every second until you reach your goal, it still takes you about three million years to reach that high.

I wish I could travel all around the world.

ctcmjh · Post by **ctcmjh** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:54 am

You do, but you're trying to escape a homocidal stalker that follows you EVERYWHERE and you're traveling the world to escape her/him/both/neither/it.

I wish I had a tail!