2015/04/10 - Trash Talk

Post by **Obbl** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:59 am

[ Trash Talk ]

Title Text: I sure am glad we found this food court though, kind of the opener to correct us

Truck continues to be adorable. I'm glad Rick keeps standards consistent across the board

Welsh Halfwit · Post by **Welsh Halfwit** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:02 am

Hiding about,
rooting through the trash;
I'd better not eat that,
it might give me a rash.
Eating cheap food
what the others throw away;
staying fed
is the best game to play!
Such jewels here
down amongst the bins;
such fine fare
lets me forgive Human sins.
Burgers, tacos and dogs,
quality defining,
are better off, now,
in my stomach lining!
The Opener's right,
better to steal than beg;
now a question -
what to do with the egg?

They make a great team.

Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:04 am

Obbl wrote:I'm glad Rick keeps standards consistent across the board

well why would he have a different banner on every forum section? that would just be ridiculous.

SnuggleKing · Post by **SnuggleKing** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:10 am

Uh-oh, the raccoons are starting to become some of my favorite characters!

IdleCurator · Post by **IdleCurator** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:38 am

Xane wrote:I don't think any amount of effort could raise Falstaff's standard of intelligence.

I don't think he could go any lower either, no matter how hard he tries. :D

Where did Jessica get her education from? She seems a lot brighter than most of the ferals. Does she have a stash of books like Miles?

Falstaff does seem to be rather intelligent, he just applies the wrong knowledge to situations.
Congratulations on those who guessed they would find the golden egg.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:45 am

So much for my guess that he was going to use egg puns on the titles this arc.

Buster · Post by **Buster** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:22 am

Number9Dysonsphere wrote:
Xane wrote:I don't think any amount of effort could raise Falstaff's standard of intelligence.

I don't think he could go any lower either, no matter how hard he tries.

Where did Jessica get her education from? She seems a lot brighter than most of the ferals. Does she have a stash of books like Miles?
Falstaff does seem to be rather intelligent, he just applies the wrong knowledge to situations.
Congratulations on those who guessed they would find the golden egg.

It's like the equivalent of being wrong genre savy only applied to everything rather than to just how the world he's in works...

Macsen · Post by **Macsen** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:02 am

Hold on.

Was the golden egg in the trash?!

valerio · Post by **valerio** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:59 am

Kitch wrote:Hold on.

Was the golden egg in the trash?!

to be exchanged with junk food!

Civilization · Post by **Civilization** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:05 am

Well, Amazee Dayzee called it, it was somewhere unexpected. Good for the Raccoons, they deserve this... And maybe the will finally impress the Opener of Ways.

HoundInATree · Post by **HoundInATree** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:09 am

Love the irony in hiding the egg so the can find it after already finding it.

Bucky-Roo · Post by **Bucky-Roo** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:57 am

This is what I call lowering your standards to the egg-xtreme.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:53 am

I love how the collars are degrading with use.

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:06 pm

That is an INTACT hot dog/taco.

I propose Truck as waste edibles manager.

Argent · Post by **Argent** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:48 pm

Civilization wrote:Well, Amazee Dayzee called it, it was somewhere unexpected. Good for the Raccoons, they deserve this... And maybe the will finally impress the Opener of Ways.

Assuming they ever show it to him.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:21 pm

I'm sure they're under the impression that The Opener of Ways will shower them with blessings if they turn in the holy relic to him.

gamepopper · Post by **gamepopper** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:09 pm

How come Truck isn't the smart one?

Saturn381 · Post by **Saturn381** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:25 pm

Oh Falstaff, when will you learn?

King's Men14 · Post by **King's Men14** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:35 pm

I've seen raccoons open cage doors with their hands and Falstaff and Truck broken ones, right?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:43 pm

I don't think any of them are particular smart to tell you the truth.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:51 pm

I would see how much you lowered your "staendard", which was already low, the normality for a feral raccoon which rummages in the garbage.

And be careful, you may make it dirty by keeping it close to the ground.

Keep lowering it, however, probably it works the contrary with ferals. Be sneaky is in your nature.

But, you could do what Zach the Opener said, having the behaviour of real pets, and your fake collars idea wasn't neither bad... What a lost chance.

The gold egg was there? What will these silly rascals do with it?

gamepopper wrote:How come Truck isn't the smart one?

Did he ever showed to be smart?

Falstaff should be so, instead, he has a more elaborate speaking.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:55 pm

I can't really throw shade on them since a long time ago I didn't think that Zach was that smart for giving his collar to a hustler.

gamepopper · Post by **gamepopper** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:33 pm

Cesco wrote:
gamepopper wrote:How come Truck isn't the smart one?
Did he ever showed to be smart? Falstaff should be so, instead, he has a more elaborate speaking.

...um...he could drive stick?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:22 pm

That proves why neither of them aren't the brightest bulbs in the pack. XD

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:45 pm

Did Truck's and Falstaff's tail tips change color since the last arc we saw them in? o.0

Post by **Sleet** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:17 am

Yes. Yes they did.

Rick changes styles from time to time, so it's hardly unusual.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:30 pm

Though changing art styles and changing the color of a characters fur are completely different things.

Just sayin'.

Though Rick could have forgot like he did with Bino's dads name.

Foxstar · Post by **Foxstar** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:27 pm

Styles evolve over time.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 5:55 pm

It does make more sense this way, though, since raccoons generally do have dark tail tips.
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Wait! They forgot to wash their food! 0.0

GarrisonSkunk · Post by **GarrisonSkunk** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:04 am

gamepopper wrote:How come Truck isn't the smart one?

I always thought they were supposed to be like Abbot and Costello.

Post by **D-Rock** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:14 am

I'm finally going to say it, doesn't how Falstaff go about things remind anyone else of Hank the Cowdog?

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:08 pm

I really wish there was a third raccoon because I so get a "The Three Stooges" vibe from those two.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:23 pm

GarrisonSkunk wrote:I always thought they were supposed to be like Abbot and Costello.

I can totally see that.

Post by **Obbl** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:24 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:
GarrisonSkunk wrote:I always thought they were supposed to be like Abbot and Costello.
I can totally see that.

^This

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