Corrupt a wish!

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:05 pm

You now live in our boring universe instead of your own.

I wish for something extraordinarily fun to do.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:16 pm

Granted, but everyone bloody jumps down your throat for no reason and acts like you're a bad person when you aren't doing ANYTHING! And when you ask why they're freaking out at you, they've actually just taken something you said and blown it SO out of porpotion that is is NOTHING like you were saying. And then because, even though they claim that you act as though you're never wrong, they ALWAYS have to be right and they'll ignore what you were ACTUALLY saying in favor of their own bloody diluted version....

I wish my TV had a remote.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:23 pm

That is not extraordinarily fun. D: At least I know how your day has been.

It has a remote that don't work.

I wish that we had a roller-blading rink near where we live.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:35 pm

Granted, but it's only for small children.

I wish I wasn't going through a roller coaster of emotions lately... Sorry Everyone.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:48 pm

LucidDarkness wrote:I wish you could see the joys of love, too. ;__;

Thank goodness I don't feel this. It does have its downsides I guess.

You are not in a roller coaster of emotions anymore, you are just forever depressed.

I wish I could cook well.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:59 pm

There are lots of joys. Just sometimes there is a lot of frustration, too. >>

Granted, but you're all out of ingredients.

I wish I had ingredients.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:02 pm

You drop all the ingredient and your 2 dogs eat it.

I wish you did not have any problems involving food.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:08 pm

Granted, but all of my other problems are still present.

I WISH MY SKYPE WOULD WORK!!! D:<

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:10 pm

It sends random mean messages to all your friends auto-maticly while you are not looking.

I wish Teenage relationships were more stable, wish you the best of luck.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:11 pm

Granted, but she's not a teen, and nor will I be in less than a month. >>

I wish you'd want to play Transformice to pass the time? :33

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:16 pm

I do actually, but you have less fun because of misfortunes.

I wish they had more costume pieces to match my wittle bandit look.

Edit: English 2?

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:04 pm

Granted, but then you're only allowed to wear one at a time.

I wish people didn't say things just to hurt you.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:07 pm

They don't but they still troll and grief you. Just ignore them, unlike here, it is defiantly not PG. :3

I wish everywhere had a PG rating and people stoped using foul language in general.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:17 pm

Granted, but then my vocabulary would be stunted when I'm upset. XD

I wish I was only talking about people on the internet saying hurtful things...

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:22 pm

That was the only thing you talked about, but that still don't change what I wished.

I wish more people would try this forum game, it seems like a lot of fun, it also forces people to watch videos against their will. >:3

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:33 pm

Granted, but I wont play it. My computer freezes when watching YouTube...

I wish it didn't...

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:35 pm

It doesn't, but it costs you.

I wish money was not an issue for you.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:49 pm

Granted, but then I become calloused and spoiled. (I'd never! ><)

I wish I could dye my hair back to it's original color....

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:54 pm

Your hair turns pink, your parents never told you the truth.

I wish I had someone to exercise with.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:57 pm

Granted! I show up and exercise with you...... But it's not a pretty sight. >>

I wish I was in better shape.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:00 am

You are, but it takes consequence.

I wish that when I have something good happen in life, that it don't follow up and make something worse happen.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:02 am

Granted, but that just makes things too pleasant and easy.. :/

I wish you all the happiness in the world. :3

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:05 am

I take all the worlds happiness so that their is none left for anyone else.

I wish it weren't so late so I could stay up longer.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:08 am

Granted, but you're just as tired... And I'm tired, too.

I wish my pants didn't have a huge hole in an inappropriate place... Or that I atleast noticed it before.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:11 am

It don't because you sow it up with one of those country styled square patchings. You look even more funny now.

I wish America was less about weapons and more for finding cures.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:15 am

Granted.... But then another country out of the blue invades us and we're defenseless...

I wish I'm able to sleep well tonight.. Good night, everyone! :33

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:19 am

You sleep well, but before hand, you can't fall asleep.

I wish the heatwave would end.

ZOMG A WAFFLE · Post by **ZOMG A WAFFLE** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:49 am

It is now 2 below zero.

I wish summer vacation wasn't over in 1 week.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:20 am

It is over in 2 weeks, but throughout that time, you encounter multiple mis-fortunes.

I wish I do not get addicted to the web comic I am reading right now.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:36 pm

Granted, but due to a series of strange and unrelated events, you get addicted to Texas Pete Hotsauce.

I wish work didn't suck so much. ><

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:52 pm

It sucks the slightest bit less, so it still sucks.

I wish that when I tried to comment on a strip in the previously mentioned comic, that it would not delete my efforts in forming a long and from the heart comment. Multiple times!

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:56 pm

Granted, but the creator finds it offensive and bans you from the site.

I wish things keep going on this upward spiral.. atleast for a little longer.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:02 pm

Once that little longer runs out, it goes deeper than deeper has ever went before.

I wish I did not have a one track mind in wanting to send previously mentioned comment. I will try to shorten it one more time. If it does show up, but not on my computer, then I feel very worried.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:27 pm

Granted, but then you multi-task too many things at once and lose tract of everything..

I wish she would just get over it. I don't even think she really knows what she's upset about anymore, and I can tell in her voice that she really wants to stop being upset. >>

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:38 pm

She does, but then she gets upset in you naming choice and you get upset for no apparent reason.

I wish it did not sound like she is intentionally being sad. No offense.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:22 pm

Granted. She is ACTUALLY intentionally being sad because she wont ever admit that she's wrong. xD

I wish it weren't the case, but whatever. She'll get over it.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:29 pm

It isn't the case, it is something much worse in fact. Much much worse......

I wish that some of the web-comics I read was actually real. That way I could meet them and we would be the bestest of friends.

LucidDarkness · Post by **LucidDarkness** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:37 pm

Granted, but they are nothing like they are in the comic.. In reality, the characters' actors are all jerks.

I wish things were easier.

FlintTheSquirrel · Post by **FlintTheSquirrel** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:43 pm

But the other things are harder. D:

I wish anthropomorphism was real and accepted into society, because we all know we can't stand change.

Keeshah · Post by **Keeshah** » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:23 am

Your wish is granted! everyone is now a furry!! Oh an it's time for you to get your vaccination shots, an you have Fleas now as well... scratch scratch scratch..

I wish Stargates were real!!