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I flash-kick it back to you, sending you to oblivion.
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I make UNP skip T and B.

(To make the transition more sense, first someone had to resurrect us. Let's say that someone unknown resurrected us. :P )
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I pop the floating head out of your avatar and use it as a soccerball
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I pop the head put of your avatar and put into the zoid in Buster's avatar.
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I'm taking your eyes as souvenirs!
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Not sure what tsMKG meant by 'skip T & B', but okay, guess I skipped it. :P
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I throw the lamp on the nightstand to the floor and make your house get on fire.
(I feel that we will be on a loop soon)
Unusuallynamedperson wrote:Not sure what tsMKG meant by 'skip T & B'
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I tap on your eyes with a pen, whilst putting the fire out with my fists.

'yeah, I geussed that, still confused."
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I take the pen and erase you with the rubber end.
Unusuallynamedperson wrote:'yeah, I geussed that, still confused."
Ze alphabet. Anyways, that doesn't make any physical harm, just you're excluding him :P
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The rubber end of a pen? ;)
Um, yeah where I live, it's metal backings or nothing.

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.-.

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Yes, but you later find out that I am an irritable snorlax who eats everything in site.
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I leave you alone in a room full of misingno.
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I make UNP, the Snorlax, eat you. :P
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I have tsMKG EAT YOU!
Oh, wait, what? ... paradox? :lol:
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I capture a missingno. and let him corrupt your data.
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Mmm. Error pokemon. *nom Nom Nom. Crunch..?* Huh? what's this yellow thing stuck behind my tooth?
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A white zoid that suddenly became yellow :P
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Maybe it was a Reichu?
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I turn you into a blooper reel. you are now unable to complete a sentence without at least one word devolving into gibberish.
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Gerble Gerble, I attack you with utter gibberish! :P
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I suffocate you with cuddles.
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It's 5 AM!
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I bonk you with your clock.
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I unscrew all you screws!
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I fall apart and bury you in metal.
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I survive the cuddles, and whack tsMKG with a whack a mole set's hammer :lol:
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I try again to bury you in cuddles.
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They also fail, and now Sabrina attacks you with magic because she is angry for whatever weird reason that has to do with cuddling.
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Jerry Albert detected you! :shock:

And is coming to beat up you.
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I run in the other direction, stealing all of the pizzas along the way.
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I flip the "Other direction" sign so it points to Jerry Albert.

Good luck going to the other direction. ;)
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I run upward eating all the way, oink oink! :lol:
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after years of foiled plots and setbacks, I get the brilliant idea to lock you in an inescapable room full of instant-death spikes.
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You forgot that you must lock the door... outside ;)

You get trapped in the same room as UNP.
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She takes you with her, hahaha.
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I make Buster and UNP respawn inside the walls.
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I cause all of your favorite shows to either be cancelled or continued tediously with bad writing.
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I don't watch TV shows :P

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