Attack the above poster

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun May 29, 2016 4:20 pm

I catch the grenade in my mouth swallow it, and spit plasma at you!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 4:24 pm

I get hit by the plasma, absorb it, and gets super powers! I then give you an explosive punch to the face!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun May 29, 2016 4:25 pm

I call the aliens and they kidnap you

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 4:27 pm

I give them explosive punches to their faces!

Unusuallynamedperson · Sun May 29, 2016 4:40 pm

i give you an avatar

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:05 pm

Again with avatars...
I claw your face off.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:08 pm

I punish you no matter what the rules are

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:09 pm

I bite your thigh!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:12 pm

I turn you into a fish.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:13 pm

I smack you in the face with my tail!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:15 pm

I eat you.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:17 pm

You fish spell wears off while I'm in your stomach, and I take form inside you! It destroys you in the process.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:20 pm

I become elastic

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:22 pm

I turn you into a rubber band and stretch you until you snap!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:28 pm

I hug you too hard until you explode.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:31 pm

The explosion takes you with me.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:33 pm

I send Cerberus to destroy your soul.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:37 pm

My Devil Dad fires Cerberus for attacking his son. I then knee you in the gut.

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:44 pm

Cerberus fires your dad for his son attacking me

Then I make you fall from a very tall building.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Sun May 29, 2016 5:52 pm

I take you down with me, then use you as a cushion when we land.

Pyrrhic_fox · Post by **Pyrrhic_fox** » Mon May 30, 2016 12:04 am

*blender sounds*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon May 30, 2016 12:45 am

*Sounds of blood curdling screams caused by indescribable torture*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 30, 2016 4:32 pm

*sound of drowning into blood*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon May 30, 2016 4:50 pm

*The sounds of my Father sending your soul to the seventh circle of Heck*

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 30, 2016 6:41 pm

*sound of my soul stabbing your father in the heart with a very sharp pencil*

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon May 30, 2016 6:52 pm

My Dad makes you lactose intolerant and I jam a bottle of milk down your throat!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Mon May 30, 2016 7:11 pm

You dad melts as I hold a holy cross.

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 30, 2016 9:00 pm

AnimeNerd88 wrote:Again with avatars...
I claw your face off.

I simply grow a new one and stab you both in the face with toothpicks

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon May 30, 2016 9:25 pm

I club both you and tsMKG in your heads with a bar stool!

Unusuallynamedperson · Mon May 30, 2016 9:59 pm

I hit in you the back of the head with a root beer bottle while you aren't looking.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Mon May 30, 2016 11:09 pm

I steal the broken bottle and stab you in the stomach with it.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 31, 2016 8:35 am

Since my stomach is an internal battery it splurts battery acid on you.

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue May 31, 2016 9:32 am

This body self destructs, taking you with it in the explosion. A new one pops out of nowhere a second later.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 31, 2016 9:35 am

I simply reconform by pulling all of my body parts together and then I scratch you with my iron claw!

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue May 31, 2016 9:37 am

I scratch the metal part of your face off with my own super sharp claws!

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 31, 2016 9:43 am

I bite into your paw and eat your claw with my iron digestive system

AnimeNerd88 · Post by **AnimeNerd88** » Tue May 31, 2016 9:47 am

I impale you with The Spears Of Gunir!

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 31, 2016 11:07 am

I spill unkillabe lava on both of you.

Unusuallynamedperson · Tue May 31, 2016 11:09 am

I expose you to nuclear radiation since I have been severely burned

tsMKG · Post by **tsMKG** » Tue May 31, 2016 11:36 am

I stab the nuclear radiation until it is dead.