Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
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Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Aye. Were I a cop and were you English I'd send you to Old Bailey for that and get you the Max-imum sentence!
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Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
That Pun-ishment seems a bit extreme to me, but I'm not exzachly an expert on these things.
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Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Seriously? I thought this topic was gone. X3
All these puns and no sauce to add to the onions. X3
All these puns and no sauce to add to the onions. X3
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Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Maybe i myst it but where was the pun in that post?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I went to sea a sturgeon just for the halibut, I left with a bad haddock.
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Oh that one was just Baa-d. I've Goat to get you back for posting that.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Are you shore that was a reel sturgeon?Punchy wrote:I went to sea a sturgeon just for the halibut, I left with a bad haddock.
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So there were two guys who were gonna go and hang out, one of them had a beard. Before he left his house, he shaved it all off. Once the two of them met, the other guy asked, "Hey, what happened to your beard?" And the other guy replied... "It disabeard."
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Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Let's count to Feet-Fee
Wan, Too, Try, Fur, Fine, Six, Seven, Age, Nine, Teen
Elevator, T-Wolves...
Wan, Too, Try, Fur, Fine, Six, Seven, Age, Nine, Teen
Elevator, T-Wolves...
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Be nice to the pie or it'll get discrusted, and feel desserted, and that would be off-pudding.
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Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
that one was actually quite humerus.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Punchy gonna punch in your face
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(okay, where's the pun in that? that just sounds like a regular threat...)
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
The pun in Punchy is that his punny name start with a punch, that's the punny pun, or whatever pun do you want in Punchy's punny pun name.
short answer: Punchy
short answer: Punchy
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My Calculus teacher... Secant teach at all...
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Oh, you think you're being Acute?!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Alas, tis a sine of my demise.Buster wrote:Oh, you think you're being Acute?!
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Let's get off this tangent.Czukay wrote:Alas, tis a sine of my demise.Buster wrote:Oh, you think you're being Acute?!
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yeah, I guess those puns were getting a bit nurbsy. but I think they're pollygon now.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Just don't go at high speed because it might cause really warpy textures. Also use some perspective correction.
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This game is pun. I don't think it gets any dumber than that.
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A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies "no, I'm traveling light".
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"Can you buy me a gingerbread, daddy?"
"No because otherwise you won't eat this night"
"Can you buy me a book, daddy?"
"No because otherwise you won't eat this week"
"No because otherwise you won't eat this night"
"Can you buy me a book, daddy?"
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Did you hear about that guy who had a job crushing soda cans all day? It was Soda Pressing.
What did the lumberjack say when he didn't know what tree to cut down next? "I'm stumped."
What did the lumberjack say when he didn't know what tree to cut down next? "I'm stumped."
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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My doctor gave me a quiz to test his patients.
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Why patients are called that way?
Because they need too much patience to wait hours in the waiting room.
Because they need too much patience to wait hours in the waiting room.
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What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?
You look a little pail.
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here I'll go on ahead.
You look a little pail.
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here I'll go on ahead.
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I was typing the other day and then I found something
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The keyboard!
*true story actually*
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The keyboard!
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So lets see what we can do to get this thread rolling again, Ice bet we can have it going full tilt in snow time.
just try not to Fall behind If you Wint 'er to keep going this time.
just try not to Fall behind If you Wint 'er to keep going this time.
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No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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I'm sure he was shaken from the experience; but I'm sure he was let off as he doesn't like to be stirred up.
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Hey guess what? I have a boat! the price wasn't too bad cause it was on Sail.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Would a silly sketch of everyone's favourite fox be a Kari-cature?
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I dunno, that one was okay, but there's got to be bunnier puns out there.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Punathon: Giving Karishad Some Competition
Clearly, faster and more rabbit responses are needed...
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I can Hare-ly wait.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.