Out Of Context Quotes
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The library staff requests patrons desist from using salamanders as bookmarks.
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I suppose part of joining any new household is discovering which family members need to be kept from escaping.
"It's not my job to seek the truth.
It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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"What a beauty! That smooshed-in face, those bulging eyes! She's like... An angel!"
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The question is not whether the glass is half empty or half full ... the question is "Are you gonna drink that nasty stuff?"
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“We were so busy getting cake, we forgot about saving the world!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"If life hands you lemons, make compost."
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"Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!"
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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"I don't know if I'm going to make it, guys, I'm covered in goo..."
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"Are you giving her a power tool?"
"No! ... I'm helping her USE a power tool."
Also, Buster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPtb5sSbN0
"No! ... I'm helping her USE a power tool."
Also, Buster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbPtb5sSbN0
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I'm not babbling. I'm other-grammatical alt-syntactic !
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“Step aside, Paul. Let the poorly dubbed adults handle this.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"You can't be fat if you have no fat."
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"Uh, yeah, you've got cars now; they're super awesome. Here's the keys and your ranger powers, byyyye!"
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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At this time, there is no major culture in which concrete features in the national cuisine.
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In the ensuing peace, Estonia rules over Brazil, Finland rules over North Africa, Sweden became fascist, New Zealand still controls Australia, and North America is now controlled by "the Delawarian Empire."
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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.... and they say it all began with a pie fight.
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Treasure is the greatest treasure of all, that's why it's called treasure.
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“We need to start drafting sheep.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Englitch are a funny Lankuage. First you chop a tree down. Then you chop it up."
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“It’s a good thing I’m so buff, or that fall would’ve killed me.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Suit induced egg renderings always makes me a little peckish"
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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“Dispatch, this is Johnson! Not only did I not apprehend the criminals, but I immediately crashed my car! I deserve a promotion! Please respond.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than the eye of the tiger...
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“What’s the opposite of a nerd? Exactly, a German Field Marshall.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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It’s been long enough for a double post, soooooooo.........
Pumpkin Rapper was instrumental in the downfall of the human race.
Pumpkin Rapper was instrumental in the downfall of the human race.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"Immediately, I was like, is that safe? And they were like of course not, what a stupid question."
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"What have you done to them? They've all turned into Richard!"
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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“The Evil Pizza’s were no match for a simple stoplight.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Everything's gotta be somewhere, only nothing is nowhere.
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"I really need to stop doing that thing where I gloat and explain exactly what you need to do to stop me..."
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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“The more I see Team Galactic, the more I think, real energy companies should do this. If Shell started calling themselves “Team Shell” and got matching hairdos and started talking about catching god’s, no one would care about oil drilling scandals.”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Cows don't give milk; they let us take it so we won't suspect where the bovine gold horde is located.
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"Why don't you ever trust me with the kids? I'm good at quieting them."
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“You're telling me my plan. I already know my plan, I made up the plan, it's MY plan. What I don't know is how close you are to ACCOMPLISHING MY PLAN!”
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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"When in doubt you're going to reach it, just know that others weren't able to as well."
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"Ya know what I hate about The Unclimbable Mountain of Unclimbableness? Just to get there you have to cross the Uncrossable River of Uncrossableness."
"Who named all these things?"
"That guy over there, The Redundant Scribe of Redundantness."
"Who named all these things?"
"That guy over there, The Redundant Scribe of Redundantness."
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Why are politicians like octopuses? When endangered, both disappear in clouds of ink and gas.
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"With this camera, I can shoot the kids and frame the in-laws."