Terrible super powers
- Buster
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Re: Terrible super powers
the ability to forget how the english language works mid-
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to go through absolutely everything and still suffer the effects of going through them.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to communicate with birds except that whatever you tell them comes off as ornithologically deranged.
- Zesortinge
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to always have the ability backfire when you use an ability that should be extremely useful. It will always backfire in a way that will not help you.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to kill someone with a spoon by hitting them 467 times in the face with the spoon in a row
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The ability to attack ONLY by giving people papercuts.
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Re: Terrible super powers
the ability to be everywhere but not be able to do anything
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Re: Terrible super powers
That would be so useful, thoughJolty-Kun wrote:The ability to attack ONLY by giving people papercuts.
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Allons-y
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Re: Terrible super powers
the ability to accurately vocalize the sound of a dial up modem.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
The power to deflate children's party balloons by lowering one eyebrow.
Re: Terrible super powers
The power to see the future but it's limited to Teen Titans Go! TV schedule
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to pacify enraged hamsters.
Re: Terrible super powers
the power to melt one singular snowflake with your mind every half hour
Re: Terrible super powers
The power to put on your galoshes without bending over.
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Re: Terrible super powers
the power to kill everyone within 10km by blinking. you can't turn it off.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to pacify any dog, so long as they are outside of a five mile bubble, any dog inside said bubble will attack you
Allons-y
Re: Terrible super powers
The power render villains immobile with laughter over your jokes ... except none of your jokes are funny.
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Re: Terrible super powers
the ability to do a flawless impression of unvoiced incompetent movie extras.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
the ability to make cars move an inch closer to you
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the power to ingest food without eating it.
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I have tsunami lung power but only when blown through a plastic bendy straw...
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The power to slide across surfaces like they were ice... but you can't control when it activates...
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The power to disappear in a puff of smoke. ... which, unfortunately, leaves you coated in a nasty, unremovable soot.
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to transfer your need to evacuate your bowels to others.
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Re: Terrible super powers
glowing green farts
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to draw anything you want perfectly... but "Perfect" looks like a 3 year old's rendition of whatever it is.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power of having all the power, but having most of said power work against you.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power of being intangible, but still effected by gravity so you just fall to the center of the Earth.
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to turn smaller citrus fruits into field mice.
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to copy anything perfectly...
Look out copying man, here comes Mr. copyright your worst nemesis!
Oh no! a lawsuit! my worst weakness!
(I posted this at two am my time... I'm realizing I should sleep more.)
Look out copying man, here comes Mr. copyright your worst nemesis!
Oh no! a lawsuit! my worst weakness!
(I posted this at two am my time... I'm realizing I should sleep more.)
Re: Terrible super powers
The power to command snakes ... except, of course, snakes can't hear.
Re: Terrible super powers
the power to make other people feel the exact amount of pain as you... emotionally/
- Buster
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Re: Terrible super powers
Throwing balls of sticky purple stuff.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to hurt yours enemies with your insults, but only when you reveal something so embarrassing that the insult just swings back to hit you.
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Re: Terrible super powers
Disappear by fogging up your glasses on cue...
- Zesortinge
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to not get sick by dying before you get sick.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to not die of chocolate fudge pizza
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- Buster
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Re: Terrible super powers
well for that matter any oddly specific immunity that you technically never needed in the first place qualifies
like immunity to mandarin orange peels.
like immunity to mandarin orange peels.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to drink water with a 100 meter long straw.
You know of this, or? It's pretty close...Buster wrote:well for that matter any oddly specific immunity that you technically never needed in the first place qualifies
like immunity to mandarin orange peels.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to have your bladder burst because you are physically incapable of urinating.
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.