2020/08/07 - Skipping This Bit

[D-Rock]

[2020/08/07 - Skipping This Bit]
Title Text: hammond called it "internet of things" and said it'd make his fortune back if this dinosaur thing was a bust

This is what happens when you feel like being innovative but incredibly cheap at the same time.

[Welsh Halfwit]

Now to set the kid into action,
fighting with the Computer’s might.
Do it away from the window;
the Wolftor there is quite a sight.
I thought it hard to burst through card
but our Rockstar did it quite well.
If he fails as a Dino player
he might find stuntwolfing quite swell.
You just kept on running, our kids,
right up to the central command.
Now, if you get the power on,
Hammond can say it went as planned.

[dr_eirik]

Aww, no shout out to UNIX? But Lex can fix that!

[Gbr23]

Ah yeah, hollywood hacking, the best kind of hacking

[NHWestoN]

Some dinosaurs jes' can't hack it.......

[Elwood Blutarsky]

Skip the hacking, let's have Maxwell go the full on Roy Scheider on it from that other Spielberg monster blockbuster. Of course if it goes that route they'd need a bigger boat.

[SeanWolf]

Am I the only one hearing the Kool-Aid Man's "Oh Yeah!" on panel 4?

[Nathan Kerbonaut]

Life has many doors, Ed-boy.

[Cesco]

The doors can't be locked manually, the windows aren't reinforced... That place really sucks about security. They can't be safe anywhere there. Yeah, should need an hacking to the computer system of the park, if it can work again.

[Amazee Dayzee]

People WERE gonna pay their respects to the computer hacker my dear but now wasn't the right time since everybody was fleeing for their lives.

[GameCobra]

Sadly, no Dr. Grant shooting the glass window with a shotgun :3

[Welsh Halfwit]

The cardboard must have been strategically weakened. It's very hard to 'burst' through like that.

[Amazee Dayzee]

Well it is Rockstar Hawk and we know he's a big beefy wolf so he could definitely do it when other pets or humans couldn't.

[LunarFox]

When our gang goes a-fleeing,
It's 'cause a dino comes a-screeing,
And the computer to get the locks to close?
How to use it, nobody knows.

This won't be good, to say the least,
Because here comes a ferocious beast,
And an unenforced window, ooh,
Perfect to let Rockstar through.