What did the button do to the person above you?
- Buster
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What did the button do to the person above you?
For the love
of Dog
do not
.. ⬤
push this
button!
(the button does something different every time. every post must push it. Next post decides what happens.)
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*Pushes button*
of Dog
do not
.. ⬤
push this
button!
(the button does something different every time. every post must push it. Next post decides what happens.)
-----
*Pushes button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
Duplicate grapes copy of the first pride lands book so there are fifty of them
Presses the button
Presses the button
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
A very loud siren SCREAMS!
*presses button*
*presses button*
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
the floor under your feet pops up on a spring launching you into a nearby pool.
*presses button*
*presses button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Hlaoroo
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
*gets electrocuted by a pair of giant ray guns*
0.o *pinches his headfur to put the flame out*
Gimme that!
*pushes the button*
0.o *pinches his headfur to put the flame out*
Gimme that!
*pushes the button*
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
it has started raining Gatorade, but only indoors.
*Presses the button*
*Presses the button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
everyone's barks, everyone's howls, vanquished in an instant,
Presses the button
Presses the button
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Legotron123
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
Made it so that every piece of written media in the room they’re in is filled to the brim with horrible puns.
*presses button*
*presses button*
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
The button unpresses
*presses the button*
*presses the button*
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
The vacuum cleaner turns on.
*push da button*
*push da button*
- Buster
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
The vacuum cleaner is now a mint flavored vacuum shaped cake.
*Button poke*
*Button poke*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
The cake turns into an evil blender.
*presses the button
*presses the button
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Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
The blender blends all of your clothes together.
*Presses Button*
*Presses Button*
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- Buster
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
your hands are now whoopee cushions
*slams de button*
*slams de button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
Five hours pass, the button unpresses
Presses the button and holds it down
Presses the button and holds it down
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
a panel slides open in the wall and a bunch of little hands pull what seem to be foam-backed 3d puzzle pieces out of you until there's nothing left and then it slides shut
you wake up in your bed the next day as a mongoose with no idea what just happened or how you got there.
*PUSH BUTTON!*
you wake up in your bed the next day as a mongoose with no idea what just happened or how you got there.
*PUSH BUTTON!*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Zesortinge
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
The next time you go to bed you get transported to an alternate dimension in your sleep and you are fooled into thinking that you are having a lucid dream.
*Pokes the button down*
*Pokes the button down*
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
- furrygamer793
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
Everyone looks into the soul of someone else for half a minute
*Presses the button!*
*Presses the button!*
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
It rains Lucky Charms Marshmallows in your room for the next hour.
*pushes button*
*pushes button*
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately...."
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
"Like is any of this for real? Or not?"
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
Everyone in here has been turned into an N64 era 3d model of themself.
*Pushes button*
*Pushes button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
everyone wakes up in there bed, everything is normal, except a button at the edge of their beds.
*presses the button with my foot*
*presses the button with my foot*
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Zesortinge
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
Your home and all of your possessions are now on the International Space Station.
*Button is pressed by me bumping my head against it awkwardly*
*Button is pressed by me bumping my head against it awkwardly*
I have ideas and I occasionally put them down.
Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
Kari comes to give you a hug because now your head hurts.
*Presses button.*
*Presses button.*
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- furrygamer793
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
You get a prize, it's a mass destruction device
*I press the button with my humorous as I try to steal the mass destruction device.*
*I press the button with my humorous as I try to steal the mass destruction device.*
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
- Buster
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
spring loaded boxing glove to the groin
*presses button*
*presses button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
A pillow with a Unicorn on it. (button must be broken...)
*Test presses button*
*Test presses button*
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
a unicorn with pillows strapped to it appears
*j'appuie sur le bouton*
*j'appuie sur le bouton*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
- furrygamer793
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
Edit: I slam the button.
Rp characters
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Greetings, fellow sapient beings.
Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
A gust of wind comes to slam your computer out of your lap.
I press the button.
I press the button.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
NHWestoN's nose turns green.
*pushes the button*
*pushes the button*
Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
Your hair turns red.
I press the button.
I press the button.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Buster
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
your favorite team are suddenly all emus.
*pushes button*
*pushes button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
The Pirates win the NL Wild Card. Then they move to Alaska.
I press the button.
I press the button.
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Render
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
It's getting dark in the room - pretty instantly.
*pushes the button*
*pushes the button*
- Buster
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
you've been turned into a bear and have an odd craving for severely overcafinated beverages...
*Pushes the button*
*Pushes the button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
You start flashing red from your stripes.
*Presses button.*
*Presses button.*
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Welsh Halfwit
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
You find yourself in the LA Lakers stadium. And you don't have a ticket.
*Presses Button*
*Presses Button*
- Buster
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
everyone in here just turned into sentient baloon animals
*presses the button*
*presses the button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
The Pirates now move to Hawaii.
*presses button*
*presses button*
You're a wonderful person! You can do this! Yes, you, person reading this!
- Buster
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Re: What did the button do to the person above you?
(Hey, you mess with my team i mess with yours)
the Cubs now play golf. All of them. and nothing else.
*Pushes button*
the Cubs now play golf. All of them. and nothing else.
*Pushes button*
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.